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1. Can`t dance? Spell your name....in the air...with your butt. BOOM! Next problem...
   
2. Sometimes, you can just tell it`s gonna be a "does not play well with others" kind of day.
   
3. Don`t exercise ... fat people are harder to kidnap
   
4. My neighbor just spent $237.43 at the vet, that`s $1,662.01 in dog dollars.
   
5. "5 React 2 Gum-- Experiences may vary. Stimulate your senses!"-- Same effect as LSD, but chewier.
   
6. You know what the cheapest meat is? Deer balls ... They`re under a buck
   
7. Really discouraging that there`s still bald people in sci fi movies.
   
8. Day 1. I am thankful that I haven`t fallen into the trap of Facebook thankful status updates.
   
9. If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side.
   
10. Every-time I walk over a sewer grate I look down into it hoping to catch a glimpse of a Ninja Turtle
    
11. Hell, I finally figured out what was wrong with me ... I have been reading the wrong horoscope!!
    
12. I fear the day when our kids would look at old you tube videos of us doing the Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style and think what a retarded generation ours was.
    
13. I eat boiled eggs, cabbage, and baked beans before the in-laws visit. They never stay long.
    
14. "..all the king`s horses & all the king`s men couldn`t get Humpty together again" ... What guy thought horses might figure it out?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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