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1. Hey movie villains - make a bomb where the wires are all one color.
   
2. I swear, watching people at a 4-way stop sign is like watching ‘Night at the Roxbury.’ “Him? Me? Oh Me? Me or Him?”
   
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4. Nice try, blocked number but I don`t even answer the phone for people I know.
   
5. Nobody’s phone is ever off. They’re lying.
   
6. I failed the emergency broadcast test. My apologies to all the employees I shoved to the ground while screaming
   
7. Anyone that says I`m a lover not a fighter has clearly never been in a relationship over 6 months
   
8. I am convinced that Kellogg`s works for our Government and all that Snap, Crackle, Pop is CODE.......
   
9. iPhone 6: For people who don`t mind holding an iPad up to their ear.
   
10. LOQ "Laugh Out Quietly" because LOL is giving me a headache
    
11. It is amazing how quickly kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, dishwasher, or vacuum cleaner.
    
12. How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
    
13. Ever noticed how you used to be embarrassed by things you did or that happen to you, but now your first thought is "I can post that"
    
14. I’ve found that the things I’m most interested in aren’t really in my best interest.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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