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Friday January 10, 2025


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  1. My kids keep bugging me about dinner even after I told them I already ate...
  2. Silence is Golden, except when coming from children… Then you’d better go check to see what’s broken.
  3. Why isn`t a menu board at a coffee house called JavaScript?
  4. I feel like I`m not getting the full experience of a gas station bathroom if I don`t cut and dye my hair and change my identity.
  5. I wonder if Sallys parents were like "Yeah great idea Sally. Sell seashells. On the seashore. Where there are tons of free shells. Idiot."
  6. If my father taught me one thing, it was probably how to take both hands off the wheel to sarcastically applaud people in traffic.
  7. Why did you have to take a half naked picture in front of a full length mirror to show off your new haircut?
  8. Karma takes too long ..... I`d rather beat the sh%t out of you.
  9. I really respect people that don`t drink excessively, gamble, curse, do drugs, spend excessively, act irresponsibly and stay up late. And by "respect" I mean "don`t wanna hang out with"
  10. I told everybody at work that I`ve got 18 cats just to make sure none of them ever want to come over for anything.
  11. It’s called sarcasm, and it confuses stupid people.
  12. If you feel like you’re about to punch someone, take a deep breath. Then exhale as you punch to get more power.
  13. My penis was in the Guinness book of World Records. Then the librarian told me I had to take it out before she called security.
  14. Whenever I receive a text saying bahaha, I like to believe you are a sheep on drugs.




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