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1. finally got my certification in the mail, I`m officially insane.
   
2. If you ever Google "Grandfather Clock", be careful how you spell that sh!t.
   
3. Saying the word "awkward" in an awkward situation only makes it more awkward. Especially if you sing it.
   
4. My life is like a romantic comedy expect there’s no romance and it’s just me laughing at my own jokes
   
5. Thank you Lord for this delicious meal we are about to Instagram.
   
6. A recent survey of one person reveals that 100% of me thinks I should leave work early.
   
7. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
   
8. If you ever get caught sleeping during work, just slowly raise your hand and say "In Jesus name I pray, Amen."
   
9. I`m pretty sure there`s a chip in my car that turns all traffic lights RED...
   
10. The fact that Google autocompletes all of my questions just reaffirms how unoriginal all my problems are.
    
11. You see a mouse trap, I see free cheese and a challenge. ;)
    
12. They don`t say "Get down Mr. President" anymore. Now they just shout, "Donald Duck!"
    
13. MY MISSION IS COMPLETE!!! I have successfully wasted a little bit of your time today :) carry on!
    
14. I`m "BE KIND & REWIND" years old.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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