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1. Note to self: It`s time to grow up, be responsible, and act like an adult. Self to Note: Shut the f*ck up.
   
2. I have a hidden talent......I really wish I could find it!
   
3. I’ve never been in love but I imagine it’s similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.
   
4. As often as I lose lighters and sunglasses, it`s a good thing I never had kids. Or did I?
   
5. Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.
   
6. Forecast for tonight: Dark.
   
7. They might as well put "Uhhh..." in front of every item on drive-thru menus.
   
8. I`d bite my nails less if there wasn`t always chocolate frosting under them.
   
9. Yawning is our body`s way of saying 10% of battery remaining.
   
10. Just spent 20 minutes on the treadmill without breaking into a sweat......tomorrow I might even switch it on!
    
11. For just 3 cents a day, all of my followers can help me quit my job...
    
12. Jesus, take the wheel. Carlos, you take the stereo & I`ll take lookout.
    
13. Has anyone else ever noticed that the word therapist spells, "the rapist," when split into 2 words?
    
14. Everyone wants their kid to learn to walk until exactly 30 seconds after their kid learns to walk.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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