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1. Why is it called "Alien vs Predator"? Isn`t predator an alien too? They should`ve just called it "Some Aliens"
   
2. "I`m single and ready to mingle"..oh god, is this why I`m still single, cuz I say sh!t like that?
   
3. I saw a piece of chewing gum in the urinal today and thought, boy that must have been really painful.
   
4. There were only 3 commandments until Moses’ wife got involved.
   
5. Guests are coming over for Thanksgiving... Almost time to booby trap the medicine cabinet with marbles.
   
6. Let`s be honest, we all have someone on Facebook we wanna bang...with a pan.
   
7. You know it’s going to be a bad day when your horoscope starts with… “Are you sitting down?”
   
8. Laughter is not the best medicine. Laughter with large amounts of alcohol & wild crazy monkey sex - now that`s the best medicine.
   
9. That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent”.
   
10. Damn, it`s like these people have never seen anyone bring a flask to the gym before.
    
11. Cheer Up. Right now, somebody, somewhere, is thinking about you naked.
    
12. Share this if you know someone who is alive today simply because you don`t want to go to prison.
    
13. We’ve solved so many world problems, and yet chocolate still has calories.
    
14. The man who created the Thesaurus has died. He`ll be fondly remembered, commemorated, memorialized, recalled and recollected.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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