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1. Much to my daughters horror, I just sang along to Ace of Base`s “The Sign” at full volume in a van full of her friends. Being a dad is fun!
   
2. off to bed...evil schemes don`t dream themselves up.
   
3. Damn your Hott!...........................Freaking Sun! lmao =P
   
4. My boss calls it a cubicle. I call it a happiness deprivation chamber.
   
5. How much do those guys who yell in the back of rap songs make? I could totally do that.
   
6. Never call me creepy. You`re the only one that doesn`t even know we`re engaged.
   
7. “Check that sh!t out” luckily rarely refers to actual sh!t.
   
8. The day I understand females will be the day i`ll be officially known as Jesus
   
9. I can`t tell if I actually have free time, or if I`m just forgetting everything...
   
10. Head and Shoulders should make a body wash called Everything Else
    
11. I`ll give up my thesaurus when you pry it from my frigid, frosty, frozen, cadaverous, lifeless, stiff, defunct extremities.
    
12. I love how my calendar assumes when I add a 8:00 event, it`s AM. Google thinks I`ve got my life together.
    
13. I don`t feel like folding the laundry, so I just restart the dryer
    
14. Tieam... problem solved
    
    
    
    
    
    

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