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Friday January 10, 2025


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  1. In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God or man has rested.
  2. Grab the bull by the horns. The other end is too gross...
  3. I don`t have friends, I have acquaintances and parasites.
  4. I`ll call it a "smart phone" the day I yell, "Where`s my freaking phone?!" and it answers, "I`m here! Under your jacket!"
  5. Did you know that if you light a candle under the moonlight and you say 3 times the name of the person you love, you will look really stupid doing that!
  6. they say there`s love in every corner....gosh I think I`m moving in circles
  7. I like to walk around the house naked. Until the cops chase me back inside.
  8. The worst thing about finding out Santa isn`t real is that you realise it was your parents who were to blame for all the terrible presents
  9. My wrinkles are all from laughter. Except those between my eyebrows. Those are my `WTF` lines and those things are deep.
  10. Is it annoying when people answer their own questions? Yes it is. Do I wish they would stop? Absolutely.
  11. Me: My bed is so warm and cosy. I never want to leave. Bladder: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  12. Time to get Star Spangled hammered. Happy 4th you crazy Americans.
  13. What happens in Vegas stays on Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, Vine, and medical records.
  14. I don`t even understand Fantasy Football. There are no Dragons, Wizards, or hot ass Elven chicks. I call bullsh!t.




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