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1. If gas prices keep going up I`m cutting off the bottom of my car and I`m "Flintstoning" That mf!
   
2. These ramen noodles taste like payday is next Friday.
   
3. Scratching off a lotto ticket before you leave the store is a good way of letting people know that your life isn`t going according to plan.
   
4. That awkward moment when both your knees are bruised, but all you did was gardening
   
5. My left buttcheek fell asleep. I`m Half-a$$ing everything I do for the next ten minutes.
   
6. Where 5 minutes becomes 5 hours. Facebook.
   
7. I used to have a life. Then some idiot came along and said "Why don’t you make a Facebook account? It`s fun".
   
8. The mind is like a parachute .... It doesn`t work if it isn`t open.
   
9. I’m convinced that the employees of McDonalds were just customers who could pay and are working off their bills.
   
10. My favorite part about your rant on how much you hate social media sites was when you posted it from a social media site.
    
11. I don’t just sing in the shower... I perform.
    
12. I dont believe in beating my kids, so I make them wear a Justin Bieber shirt & crocs to school so the other kids will do it for me.
    
13. Whenever somebody said they did something "Like a Boss" I assume that they did nothing but took all the credit for it.
    
14. Things that don`t kill bees: 1. Furniture polish 2. Febreeze 3. Butter 4. Screaming
    
    
    
    
    
    

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