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Friday January 10, 2025


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  1. I’m not the type of person you want to put on speaker during a phone conversation.
  2. If you’ve ever used Urban Dictionary to compose or decipher a text, congratulations, you`re over 40.
  3. How to tell if a woman is mad at you: 1.She`s quiet 2.She`s yelling 3.She acts the same 4.She acts different 5.She murdered you
  4. Step 1: Remove food from packaging. Step 2: Throw out packaging Step. 3: Dig packaging out of trash to locate cook time, Repeat steps 2 & 3 as necessary
  5. Every time you have McDonald’s as a kid, it’s a victory. Every time you have it as an adult, it’s a defeat.
  6. I used to wonder what it was like to read people’s minds. Then I got a Facebook account and I got over it.
  7. I bet everyone in Gotham prisons really hates the guy that killed Bruce Wayne`s parents.
  8. If “dress for the job you want” were true, there would be a lot more people wearing capes.
  9. I would like to thank you people for letting me know its Friday every week. Its thoughts like this that keep me on Facebook.
  10. Where do all the ice cream men go in winter?
  11. You can lead a horse to water but I`d rather ride it to the liquor store.
  12. I hate when the cops throw me in the back of the squad car like they didn’t hear me call shotgun.
  13. I`m really sick of responsibility ... and underwear
  14. Send me one more game request and I`m showing up at your house drunk, at 4am, naked and demanding a game of Twister




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