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1. You wouldn`t believe all the cool stuff I find when I`m under my bed playing.
   
2. I may have just inadvertently accomplished something.
   
3. They should have cell phone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines.
   
4. Perhaps your whole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others
   
5. I wish more of my handcuff stories involved sex instead of police officers.
   
6. Who me? Oh I`m just waiting for my husband to apologize for something I did wrong...marriage is fun
   
7. I don`t really care who wins the elections as long as everyone had fun out there.
   
8. I don`t understand interventions. What`s the point of being told I drink too much by a room full of reasons why I drink in the first place?
   
9. Beauty is only a light switch away...
   
10. Do strippers have nightmares where they are in front of a large crowd with their clothes on?
    
11. People who say everything happens for a reason should remember that when I punch them in the face.
    
12. I will never repeat filthy rumors. So listen closely the first time.
    
13. Hey Pringles, it`s time to widen the can. Your core demographic isn`t exactly thin-wristed.
    
14. I don`t have a drinking problem........I just celebrate everything!!! Like the fact that I have pants on, I`ll be celebrating that tonight.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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