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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. If someone is uncomfortable watching you masturbate they; A. Have intimacy issues B. Are frigid C. Should sit somewhere else on the bus
  2. My dad said if I don`t get of facebook in 3 seconds he would jab my face into the keyboahajsirksjapquebxm
  3. the kids next door challenged me to a water fight. I`m just updating my status while the kettle boils
  4. Have you ever wondered what a job application at Hooters is like? Maybe they just give you a bra and say, “here, fill this out”.
  5. Please accept this bundle of fragrant plants grown expressly to be killed while in their prime as a token of my love for you.
  6. Research shows that, when someone shouts "Oh no he didn`t!" ... He in fact did.
  7. I hate when I put food in the microwave & it starts makin explosive noises so I check and it’s cold like why you gotta play me like that.
  8. Pizza: 73% delicious, 27% also delicious.
  9. Sorry I cancelled at the last minute, but it took me forever to think of an excuse I hadn`t used yet.
  10. Life Tip: Get a birthday card with anything you are embarrassed to buy.
  11. In retrospect, I suppose "harder" wasn`t the best choice of a safe word.
  12. Love means never having to say you’re sorry until you`ve thought up a good excuse.
  13. You never know what you have until you clean your room.
  14. Why can`t things be simple like they use to be? I show you a bug I found, we share a snack pack, and then you`re my girlfriend.




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