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1. I just bought a new pair of sunglasses for whoever finds them in 3 weeks.
   
2. Social media - keeping people away from each other since 2006.
   
3. Remember way back when the only thing that was annoying on your feed were game requests?
   
4. I thought I was a bit hardcore until I saw this guy sucking on a soy sauce packet like an Otter Pop.
   
5. Anybody else have that annoying problem of Work and Family interfering with your FaceBook time?
   
6. I was bored of doing the same thing day in and day out,so I phoned the "Local Ramblers Club"....but the guy on the other end of the phone just went on and on and on!
   
7. This "doing nothing" is hard work, how am I supposed to know when I`m done?
   
8. You know it`s time to get a girlfriend when you masturbate in different positions
   
9. I have a pornographic memory... Go ahead and get naked, I`ll remember you.
   
10. If your neighbor has wind chimes, you have wind chimes.
    
11. With great power comes a great electricity bill.
    
12. Nothing makes me more productive than the last minute.
    
13. I can`t believe people used to have to paint selfies.
    
14. I can always tell when I`m drunk. I tend to drop things...like my standards
    
    
    
    
    
    

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