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1. People who text back... "kk" ... Are so annoying! ....and almost racist
   
2. Shhh...you had me at "alcohol may intensify effect..."
   
3. Maybe my goal was to be a 35 year old loser on the Internet ... You don`t know.
   
4. Marriage: It`s sort of like a museum. You have to be quiet and you can`t really touch anything.
   
5. There`s no law against twerking...but apparently it`s still frowned upon during jury duty.
   
6. At a wedding reception someone yelled: “All the married men please stand next to the person that made your life worth living” The bartender was nearly crushed to death.
   
7. On your birthday I think the Airlines should let you exit the plane on the inflatable slide.
   
8. I think my credit card looks weird. Could you send me a picture of yours so I can compare?
   
9. When someone says “You just made my day,” it makes my day.
   
10. I like to think outside the quadrilateral parallelogram.
    
11. Driving isn`t even in the top 5 things I`m thinking about when I`m driving.
    
12. It makes me sad that the closest I`ll ever get to `hulking out` is splitting my trousers when I bend over.
    
13. Ohio - High in the middle, and round at the ends.
    
14. There are 10 types of people in the world, Those that understand binary, and those who don`t.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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