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Friday January 10, 2025


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  1. We live in a society that’s the most knowledgeable about a zombie apocalypse, but the most likely to be eaten while staring at our phones.
  2. Never buy the first round cause that`s when people care what they`re drinking!
  3. Some people just need sympathetic pat.........on the head........with a hammer
  4. Marriage: It`s sort of like a museum. You have to be quiet and you can`t really touch anything.
  5. Video games are cool because they let you experience fantastical power-fantasies. for example in The SIMS you have a job and a house.
  6. Picked up a hitchhiker last night. He said thanks how do you know I’m not a serial killer? I replied the chances of two serial killer’s being in the same car are astronomical.
  7. why me is me ?
  8. You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket .. I´d miss you alot and think of you often.
  9. Use Angie`s List if you want a plumber to come over. Use Craigslist if you want that plumber to come over with no pants.
  10. How does one get suspended with full pay and benefits? Asking for a friend who is actually me.
  11. Whoever said “two wrongs don’t make a right” has obviously never experienced McDonalds breakfast after a night of binge drinking.
  12. Your pants say yoga but your a$$ says McDonalds!!
  13. I don’t need pepper spray to stop a mugger, I just open my wallet and blow the dust in their eyes.
  14. The biggest lie I tell myself is: “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.”




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