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Friday January 10, 2025


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  1. I wear a cape when I`m driving so if I get pulled over the cop will think I`m going somewhere to fight crime.
  2. I laid awake all night again worrying about why I’m always so tired.
  3. Share this if you are weird and don`t care
  4. Procrastination comes to those who wait.
  5. Anybody else have that annoying problem of Work and Family interfering with your FaceBook time?
  6. What a snow day inside with the kids! My one son thought it would be a good idea to fill up the garage freezer with snow to save for later and my other son had an "accident" and peed all over the floor in the bathroom. Youd think they know better at 13 and 15 years old! I probably should stop letting them drink beer in the house.
  7. I checked my calendar, and I won`t give a f*ck tomorrow either.
  8. When a man says he`ll do anything for a woman, he means slaying dragons, killing zombies and rescuing her from castle towers. IT DOES NOT MEAN cleaning garage, fixing roof and cleaning out the basement!
  9. My stalker twisted his ankle, so now I have to walk slower for 2-3 weeks.
  10. Do you ever wake up and kiss someone next to you and appreciate being alive? I did this and was chased out of the bus
  11. Just heard some guy yell "F**K!" ... I thought this was impressive because not many people can pronounce asterisks.
  12. Don’t ever laugh in the bathroom it will make people think ur playing with yourself
  13. What`s wrong with having your mind in the gutter all the time?! If it weren`t for the gutter, my mind would be homeless!!!
  14. Sometimes in life, all you really need is a lot of money.




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