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1. I think I need to return my GPS...no matter what it can`t help me find easy street
   
2. Coffee...Meet your Maker!
   
3. Yeah but why do they call him Bigfoot if both of his feet are the exact same size
   
4. When I say "It’s a long story" It usually means I just don’t want to tell you it.
   
5. why do wise people never make wisecracks?
   
6. I was sitting in traffic the other day. That’s probably why I got run over.
   
7. Facebook needs a "slap a b!tch button"
   
8. Checked my bank balance at the ATM and was happy to see I had 707 dollars in it until I realized I was holding the receipt upside down and it said LOL instead.
   
9. I’d drink a lot less alcohol if a lot less alcohol got me drunk.
   
10. Giving people the finger while driving just isn`t effective. Which is why I had the catapult installed.
    
11. I have a lot on my plate right now. Not busy, just hungry.
    
12. I`m not saying i hate you but if you were on fire and i had water i would drink it
    
13. I love facebook because it helps me remember what I did the night before when I blacked out.
    
14. When finding someone to date, drinking compatibility is more important than you think.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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