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1. Life is basically trying to meet better people than the ones you currently know.
   
2. Coffee...Meet your Maker!
   
3. After 20 years of marriage, my wife still makes me smile. At least for the pictures...
   
4. I need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash.
   
5. My mom wanted to talk to me about my maturity today, but she didn`t know the password to my secret fort.
   
6. None of the animals I designed and invented are at the zoo. Do they even check the suggestion box?
   
7. I would be okay with a ghost in the house if it at least moved a vacuum around the floors once a week.
   
8. I love when people dig their own grave. It saves me so much time.
   
9. ? Taken ? Single ? So sexy that they’re all scared to go out with me.
   
10. Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went.
    
11. It really pisses me off when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the damn script.
    
12. I`m so glad my face doesn’t have a progress bar that shows how long it takes me to understand what someone is saying.
    
13. I do this thing called "Whatever The F*ck I Want".
    
14. Hoping that Steve Harvey isn`t the one announcing the winning Powerball numbers tonight!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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