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Thursday January 09, 2025


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  1. I’m trusting a whole lot of people not to randomly murder me throughout the day.
  2. Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I`ve ever made.
  3. Sorry for accidentally karate kicking you. Sorry for high-fiving everyone who saw it.
  4. "I`m $50 away from getting free shipping which is only $5 and what I want is $12 so I need to spend $38 more to save money." -my brain
  5. Having to share a room with your spouse is absolute nonsense. Even kids get their own rooms...
  6. Deja poo. The feeling that you`ve heard this sh!t before.
  7. When you were little, “I’m going to tell your mom” was the scariest sentence ever.
  8. I never get caught because I`ve watched all 27 seasons of Cops..
  9. This goes out to the person who thought of the idea to put stickers on each and every piece of fruit. "Nobody like`s your idea"
  10. If any of you ladies want pancakes for breakfast, just come over....you can make them here, because I want some too
  11. There`s a big difference between a mechanic and a surgeon when they work on a tranny.
  12. I want to delete a bunch statuses, so if you guys could just message me your passwords that`d be great.
  13. Optimistic people want to hear the bad news first, while pessimists ask for the good. Realists just start drinking.
  14. That depressing moment when you dip your cookie into milk for too long, it breaks off, and you wonder why bad things happen to good people.




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