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Thursday January 09, 2025


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  1. I shouldn`t have to work. People should just pay me for being awesome.
  2. I just got the results of my IQ test. It came back negative.
  3. If you watched a person cut a piece of wood, would that be sawed or seen?
  4. If you take bites out of string cheese rather than rip strings off , you don`t f*cking deserve string cheese.
  5. So what the grass is greener on the other side of the fence. Their house paint is peeling.
  6. Why can`t my coworkers just play on the Internet like normal people instead of trying to engage me in conversation.
  7. Baby gates are parents` way of saying "this area is locked until you’ve gained more experience."
  8. You better not pout, you better not cry, you better not shout I`m telling you why...we have our own problems and nobody cares about yours.
  9. I twisted my ankle playing vodka last night.. Next question
  10. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
  11. If I had a nickel for every time I`ve misplaced my keys, there`d be a jarful of money I would also have to look for
  12. If you`re not the lead dog, the scenery never changes!
  13. I’m moving to Africa. Apparently there I can eat for 12 cents a day.
  14. Is there really a need for constipation medicines and stool softeners in a world where burritos and tacos exist?




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