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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. I only say "God bless you" twice. If you sneeze a third time I assume you cant be blessed and you`re a demon who must be destroyed.
  2. My girlfriend said that I should use the term `make love` instead of `f*ck.` What the make love is she talking about?
  3. He turned to her, ran his hand up her thigh, across her belly and down her legs. When he turned back to watch TV, she asked "Why stop?" "I found the remote!" he replied.
  4. The 21st century. When deleting history is more important than making it.
  5. I didn`t want to grow up; I just wanted to be able to reach for the cookies.
  6. Laughter is the best medicine (that my insurance is willing to cover)
  7. I`m looking up in the sky and I have no idea which cloud has all my data
  8. When I get to heaven, the first question I`m asking God is, why does my butt have more hair than my head?
  9. Why would you live in a place where the air hurts your face?
  10. I really like ceilings,.. I guess you could call me a ceiling fan.
  11. 90% of being a dad is yelling about doors being left open while the air conditioning is running.
  12. Current relationship status: Leaving pizza and beer in the bushes, to lure in stalkers.
  13. is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep
  14. All I`m saying is there`s a reason all the best love songs have the word crazy in them.




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