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1. Falling in love is lot like dying, you never get to do it enough to become good at it.
   
2. That amazing moment when you find money in your clothes that you forgot was there.
   
3. A lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided, if they had built their towns big enough for another person
   
4. I miss being the age when I thought I would have my sh!t together by the age I am now.
   
5. AOL has been hacked. Users have also been asked to check their Atari settings for possible compromise.
   
6. "Why do you hate me"? I say as I attempt to hold my cat like a baby
   
7. What if Deja Vu meant you lost a life and you are starting back off at your last checkpoint.
   
8. I pointed to two hags sitting across the bar from us and told my friend "That`s us in 10 years". She said "That`s a mirror".
   
9. Whoever left me in charge of my own destiny has a lot of explaining to do.
   
10. I’m pretty sure I could start a new life with only the crap in my car.
    
11. Don`t be sad, laundry. Nobody is doing me either.
    
12. Men wear the pants in the relationship but women control the zipper.
    
13. If you`re looking for happiness, walk to your nearest liquor store.
    
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