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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. When people ask me what I did over the weekend, I always squint and respond “Why, what did you hear?”
  2. Couch pillows are really just fart silencers.
  3. Great idea for an April Fools Prank ... Hide all of the desktop icons on someone`s computer and replace their wallpaper with a screenshot of their old desktop.
  4. only 9530 days until retirement.
  5. When I see a guy sleeping on an unfolded cardboard box, I never know if he`s homeless or just tired from breakdancing.
  6. Raise the bar..? Like go and drink upstairs..?
  7. The only thing worse than "the one that got away" is the one that won`t go away.
  8. Anything can be considered your job if you hate it enough.
  9. I hate people who say "Age is just a number" — Age is clearly a word.
  10. Eleventeen percent of the population makes up words.
  11. Stop calling them rednecks. The term is NASCAR-Americans. Y`all.
  12. I just kicked a can in my driveway and somehow ended up with a goal against Brazil.
  13. I’m not saying I’m psychic, but I’m positive I will have no interest in what you’re about to say.
  14. Browsing the internet when bored is like the virtual version of checking the refrigerator...




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