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1. I used to date a girl with a lazy eye, but she was seeing someone on the side.
   
2. Whenever someone tells me they like country music, I just look them in the eyes and ask "which country?"
   
3. I wonder how seaworld would react if I walked in there with a fishing pole....
   
4. I don’t understand how my house gets so messy when I literally sit in one spot with my phone all day.
   
5. A good example of mixed emotions would be finding a hundred dollar bill nailed to your tire.
   
6. Forecast for tonight: Dark.
   
7. I try not to laugh at my own jokes… but we all know I’m Hilarious.
   
8. Spent $50 on E-bay to enlarge my happy place. The creep sent me a magnifying glass.
   
9. If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.
   
10. The only time I`ve ever used sex to get what I want is when I want sex.
    
11. Why do I even have unlimited texting?
    
12. Just once I want to see a car with one woman sticker and twelve cat stickers.
    
13. I’ve never met a weekend that I didn’t like.
    
14. Rabbits jump & they live for 8 yrs. Dogs run & they live for 15 yrs. Turtles don`t do anything & they live for 150 years. LESSON LEARNED!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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