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1. My train of thought likes to circle around the station a few times, take some wrong turns, and end up totally lost.
   
2. Long story short, I love summaries.
   
3. I`m starting to think all that stuff about Y2K is not going to happen !
   
4. Some people should use a glue stick instead of a chap stick.
   
5. My son just accused me of making stuff up. I wouldn`t mind but I don`t even have any children!
   
6. In paintball, you should be allowed to use a paintbrush as a knife.
   
7. Couples Halloween costumes always end up looking like one person went along with it to save the relationship.
   
8. No, an erection is not considered personal growth.
   
9. If you have alphabet fridge magnets, and morals. You probably shouldn`t invite me over.
   
10. My opinion of yoga pants varies depending on if I`m at the gym or if I`m at Wal-Mart
    
11. I get in this weird mood where I don’t want to talk to anybody and just want to be left alone. I call this mood ‘Awake’
    
12. you know you have a kid personality when you think step brothers is the greatest movie ever.
    
13. In other news millions of facebook user suddenly got their law degree
    
14. I just saw a disclaimer that said "don`t try this at home", so I tried it at my neighbors house.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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