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1. I shouldn`t play with Legos!? It says "Ages 7 & Up". 30 is higher than 7. Instead of calling me immature, you need to go take a math class.
   
2. I heard lots of bongo noises coming from my loft last night. It sounded very Drum Attic.
   
3. Lord, if I can`t be skinny, make my friends look fat.
   
4. Just checked my Farmville for the first time in 2 years... It`s now a Walmart.
   
5. "mommy watch this!" is the toddler equivalent of "hold my beer and watch this"
   
6. It`s unfortunate that most people will never run out of things to say.
   
7. Pokémon means a totally different thing if your stuck in a Jamaican prison.
   
8. Ha, SUCKA`S! I just smuggled a bag of popcorn into the movie theater. Now I just need to borrow their microwave.
   
9. Hate to break it to you mom, but my friends do not care if my room is messy, They care whether or not there’s food
   
10. Pillow forts have no age limit when you’re awesome.
    
11. I have said it before. I will at it again. If anyone is into wife swapping. I will take a dirtbike or a puppy. Hit me up.
    
12. I`d love to have kids one day. Two days, tops.
    
13. Just took the batteries out of my smoke detector to use in my TV remote control. Dont judge me .. It´s Sunday.
    
14. My favorite machine at the gym is the one you put change in and snacks come out
    
    
    
    
    
    

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