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1. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
   
2. Woke up screaming this morning. My apologies to everyone in the meeting...
   
3. Whoever is controlling me sucks at this game.
   
4. Turns out fantasy football is nothing like I thought it would be. Anyone interested in a naughty quarterback outfit? Serious inquiries only.
   
5. I`d watch NASCAR if Hot Wheels designed the tracks.
   
6. I would like to congratulate my ex`s new boyfriend on giving up blow jobs.
   
7. If you think I wrote this status update in the nude, you`re wrong. I`m wearing a sombrero and a candy necklace.
   
8. Tarantulas make great pets because when they die, rather than grieving you`ll feel an almost overwhelming sense of relief
   
9. Waiter, bring me a bowl of turtle soup and make it snappy.
   
10. For lent I`m giving up sex, wait I`m not Catholic. Whoa, that was close
    
11. A child`s purpose is to help their parents relearn the states and capitals.
    
12. I always put in a full eight hours at work. Spread out over the course of the week.
    
13. Ever notice how it`s never your successful friends posting inspirational quotes?
    
14. I surveyed 100 women on what shampoo they prefer while showering 95% said How the hell did you get in here!!!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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