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1. I can alwasy tell when movies do not use real dinosaurs
   
2. I bring my kids to a romantic restaurant on Valentine`s day as a birth control reminder to the other couples.
   
3. This day needs more tomfoolery!
   
4. Movies are so unrealistic. This guy`s using his computer to access an alien ship & not once has it asked if he wants to upgrade his Adobe.
   
5. Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says I`m alright, but I feel like, well, like I`ve dyed a little inside.
   
6. I don`t understand why you guys complain about never being able to finish a tube of chapstick, it usually only takes me 2 or 3 bites.
   
7. Man what a day. I pulled my groin...for like 20 minutes.
   
8. anyone celebrating anything today? Anything at all... doesn`t matter what. I just need something to drink to.
   
9. The coolest tourist attraction in the world is the Sistine Chapel, because it`s full of ceiling fans.
   
10. okay it was me..... I did it ..... I let the dogs out
    
11. "That looks interesting. I think I`ll eat it." - Sharks and Toddlers
    
12. I`m astounded at how fast my "I survived Ebola" t-shirt got me to the front of the Black Friday lines this year..
    
13. A guide to hating people. Step 1: get to know them.
    
14. I licked some of the frosting, but then I just ate the whole cake. No evidence. Problem solved.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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