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1. I have a disease called AWESOME...You don`t understand it since you don`t have it.
   
2. I don`t smoke,i don`t drink,don`t do drugs. I only have one small problem, i lie.
   
3. There is no "we" in "bacon", so don`t even ask.
   
4. I`m about as lost as lesbian on ChristianMingle.com
   
5. That moment when you’re talking to yourself and you smile like an idiot, because you’re just so hilarious.
   
6. Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pac Man, for 25 cents that bitch would swallow balls til she died!
   
7. Is it wrong to drop off drunks at houses that aren`t theirs?
   
8. Old video games couldn`t be won. They just got harder and harder until you died. Just like real life.
   
9. Shout out to the post office for delivering my recycling to me every day.
   
10. I feel so lazy.. Lazy as the guy who created the Japanese flag
    
11. Don`t just be one of those people who stares at their phone or computer twelve hours a day. It`s important to also watch some TV.
    
12. Everyone always wants to date the hot crazy chick.....Till you`re standing outside watching your house burn.
    
13. “Star Wars” fans are very upset that the story line of the upcoming new “Star Wars” movie has been leaked. Apparently the movie starts with R2-D2, Chewbacca, and Han
    
14. I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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