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1. I took a sexual harassment course yesterday...I think I`m going to be pretty good at it.
   
2. Stay positive ladies, maybe he just didn`t hear you the first 100 times.
   
3. Hey, I found your nose. It was in my business.
   
4. Whoa! Thank you warning label! I was actually considering using my new floor lamp in the shower.
   
5. Attention idiots: as you continue to read something clearly addressed to idiots. Idiot.
   
6. Keys to a good friendship. Same taste in alcohol. Different taste in women.
   
7. You know you are getting old when people keep telling you how young you look.
   
8. Me: But where do you see this relationship in five years? Her: Sir! For the last time, do you want extra cheese or not?
   
9. $100 for a dozen red what?! That`s a lot of money for a plant you can’t smoke.
   
10. At the Touch of Love..Everyone Becomes a Poet ! But..At the Touch of Breakup Everyone Becomes a Philosopher... ^_^
    
11. I`m only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand
    
12. Men are usually too focused on the cleavage in the shirt to notice the crazy in the eyes.
    
13. I hate when the remote is way over there
    
14. Adult movies now available in 3D?!? Some thing I just don`t want to see flying at my face.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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