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Wednesday January 08, 2025



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  1. If you see me smiling it`s because I`m thinking of doing something evil or naughty ... If you see me laughing it`s because I`ve already done it
  2. My salad pic. got more likes than your selfie.
  3. If you watched a person cut a piece of wood, would that be sawed or seen?
  4. I consider anything that doesn`t fit in the dishwasher to be for one time use.
  5. It’s all fun and games until they reply to your text with a phone call.
  6. The male version of a tramp stamp should be called a douche tag.
  7. I only call them yoga pants because Netflix and eat leftovers pants was too long.
  8. Is it wrong to use cheat codes for Wii Fit.
  9. So impolite of people to sneak up on you while you’re talking sh!t about them.
  10. A fun part of your 40s is waking up thinking you`re hungover, and then remembering, nope, this is just how my body feels now.
  11. More people would drink responsibly if there was a brand of beer named Responsibly.
  12. I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow because I`m still looking for ideas
  13. If you expect the world to be fair with you because you are fair with them....its like expecting a lion not to eat you because you don`t eat lion.
  14. I really have to stop using this little microphone on my phone that types whatever you say as it keeps making mistakes punctuation point