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1. Any psycho girls wanna hang out? Just text me like 5000 times and let me know.
   
2. Look up procrastinator on Wikipedia and you`ll see a picture of me. Well there isn’t yet, but there will be. Probably by tomorrow. Maybe Tuesday.
   
3. Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.
   
4. My advice for pretty much anything that`s broken is "did you try and jiggle it?".
   
5. I don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen too many of them get elected.
   
6. Dating someone solely on their looks is shallow. Consider other things such as how much money they have.
   
7. Not all country music is terrible. If you can get past the lyrics about trucks, mud, farms and cows... It`s actually not too bad.
   
8. If I could bring one dead person back to life I`d bring back Walk Disney. Just to show him the shows on Disney channel and see his reaction..
   
9. According to my fitness app, I ate a 6 mile fruit roll-up.
   
10. A cop comes up to a man on the street. Cop: Seen anything unusual? Man: A dolphin with a hat once. Cop: I mean around here. Man: No, they live in water.
    
11. They called themselves geologists because stoners was already taken.
    
12. Apparently, you shouldn’t ask your wife if she’s off her meds more than once a week…
    
13. It would be funny if the husband is actually sleeping with the Jake from state Farm.
    
14. Can you LIKE this status with your elbow? (no cheating)
    
    
    
    
    
    

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