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1. How easily you’re offended is directly proportional to how dumb you are.
   
2. I`m having fruit salad for dinner, well, it`s mostly grapes...crushed grapes ...ok, it`s wine, I`m having wine!
   
3. I really should learn to say "congratulations" instead of "are you keeping it?"
   
4. What if there were no hypothetical questions?
   
5. The fox says you need to stop.
   
6. They don`t seem to abduct humans like they used to; looks like we are not the only planet with government science-funding budget cuts.
   
7. I finally stopped caring what other people think. I hope everyone’s ok with that.
   
8. Love is like a rubber band, we keep pulling, someone let’s it go, and it hurts the one who held on.
   
9. Sometimes I`ll go out in public and socialize with people, those times are called alibis.
   
10. Girl rule. A girl will only compliment another girl that is uglier than they are.
    
11. I just found out that his full name is actually, Vehicle Identification Number Diesel.
    
12. Is it yoga if you wear sweatpants all day and then hunch over the garbage can as you eat a burrito?
    
13. The girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy.. so I went out and got drunk.
    
14. “I don’t watch TV” proudly says a person who spends 8 hours a day on the internet.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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