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1. I bet the guy made of money in the Gieco commercial doesn`t ever ride his motorcycle on Martin Luther King Blvd in any town.
   
2. No, I didn`t say I was a taxidermist. I said, I can stuff your beaver.
   
3. String cheese is the sexiest of the cheeses. It’s like you get to undress it.
   
4. Roses are red, dead ones are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
   
5. So many feelings today. Mostly hunger.
   
6. Why does everybody call it a "hot water heater?" It`s really a cold water heater.
   
7. My math is never so quick or exact as when I see an old flame with a child.
   
8. Afraid of not getting what you ordered when online shopping…..Ha, try online dating
   
9. I don`t have to run faster than the lion. I just have to run faster than you.
   
10. If someone asks for advice, just tell em to follow their heart. No idea what that sh!t means but at least they`re not talking to you anymore
    
11. Saying "think outside the box" is a pretty inside the box suggestion.
    
12. I would like my FB friends to know that the opinions and comments I make on FB in no way reflect the actual thoughts, opinions or actions of me, or my family. Its all for fun. The only posts that I actually mean are the same ones you agree with.
    
13. It’s not drinking alone if the dogs are home, right?
    
14. I always learn from mistakes of others, who took my advice.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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