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1. A zombie apocalypse sounds even worse when you consider all those smoke detectors beeping for battery changes.
   
2. What does it mean if the Holy Water sizzles when it hits your skin? (asking for a friend)
   
3. 3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape, and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier`s face: Priceless!
   
4. Every time you get dressed remember that, if you die, that`s your ghost outfit forever.
   
5. I remember, once upon a time... for about 2 seconds... about 13 years ago... I almost gave a damn.
   
6. If pigs could fly.. Would I be able to get high on bacon?
   
7. the `real` me doesnt do facebook
   
8. This might be my ego talking, but I feel my weight-loss spambot followers care about me. They really, really, do.
   
9. All I`m saying is if I`m not allowed to give a monkey a gun at the zoo they should have a sign.
   
10. I super glue one jar of pickles shut and leave it out at the barbecue then watch the humiliation unfold.
    
11. Best Pregnancy T-Shirt… “9 Months Sober”
    
12. I`ve created a new gym to help with the child obesity problem. There is no building, I am just slowly driving around neighborhoods in an ice cream truck without ever stopping.
    
13. Dyslexics are teople poo.. :|
    
14. Pretty sure one of my ex-girlfriends added the, "are you still listening?" feature on Pandora.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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