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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. A fun way to get exercise is grab a chainsaw and chase a hiker.
  2. I don`t really understand why women are expected to be able to cook if they can give blowjobs.
  3. Life is full of disappointments, I`ll just add you to the list.
  4. A penny for your thoughts. Five bucks if they`re dirty.
  5. I just started dating a homeless girl and it`s great! When I take her home, I can drop her off anywhere I want.
  6. A recent survey of one person revealed that 100% of me thinks I should skip work tomorrow.
  7. Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
  8. When life gives you melons, wear a low cut top.
  9. I`m that friend that you have to explain to people before you introduce me and apologize about afterwards.
  10. We must STOP the driver of that bus that everyone keeps getting thrown under!
  11. I don`t need drugs to have a good time, I need them to focus, avoid depression, endure winter, fall asleep, and controll my high blood pressure
  12. Wanted a nap but had trouble getting to sleep. So I put on Seeking a Friend for the End of the World. Now 13 hours later, I`m well rested.
  13. uncle Sam can`t be related to me because family wouldn`t do me like this.
  14. Whenever I receive a text saying bahaha, I like to believe you are a sheep on drugs.




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