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1. I wonder if "Sober Me" knows that "Drunk Me" can Breakdance?
   
2. Do you want to know Victoria`s Secret? Their lingerie doesn`t look the same on your girlfriend as it does on their models..
   
3. If I treated others how I wanted to be treated, I`d be doing a ton of spontaneous sexual favors for random strangers.
   
4. If I saw a ghost, I would not be scared. I’d be like “Sit your translucent ass down, I have a lot of questions!”
   
5. I don’t cut in front of people whenever I’m waiting in long line, that’s rude. I just start dancing & grinding on them until they get all weirded out & leave. Works every time.
   
6. Remember, pretty much all of the “tough guys” you see on TV and movies were theater majors in college.
   
7. Went to my friends house with my girlfriend today. As we walked in I noticed her phone automatically connected to his wifi. That f*cking slut.
   
8. If it wasn’t for profanity, I wouldn’t be a pro at anything.
   
9. Shouldn`t the Air and Space museum be empty?
   
10. I bet all the cool math nerds call each other algebros.
    
11. As I got older my six-pack turn into a keg.
    
12. You ever think that maybe the reason geese are always honking is because they`re flying too close together?
    
13. Meanwhile on Facebook someone has made a casserole
    
14. Cops are allowed to tell women they have the right to remain silent, but when I do it I wind up with a fork in my leg.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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