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1. What do you call a guy who makes "Woman in the Kitchen" jokes? Single.
   
2. Is the CEO of Kraft also known as The Big Cheese?
   
3. I may love you...but everyone else thinks you suck! I was kidding... I think you suck too.
   
4. I am not bossy, I just know how to do things the right way.
   
5. i dont drink any more and yet again i dont any less either
   
6. It only takes one slow walking person in the grocery store to destoroy the illusion that I am a nice person.
   
7. Based on how I react when the toast pops out of the toaster, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.
   
8. The Internet: 1% information 1% jokes 98% outrage over information and jokes
   
9. If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you’re probably holding the taser wrong.
   
10. Why do people say ``I saw it with my own eyes." Do they sometimes use other peoples eyes?
    
11. "People should just mind their own business," probably the funniest thing I`ve ever read on a social networking site.
    
12. Do me a favor if someone tells you they don`t like me , tell them I don`t like them either.
    
13. When your feeling down, I will be there to feel you up. ;)
    
14. Don`t understand how you can forget about someone you loved so much. Like that time my mum drove off and left me in the supermarket car park
    
    
    
    
    
    

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