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1. I´m not cheap, but I am on special this week
   
2. I always get naked before I get in bed so I don`t know why this lady at Sears is giving me a dirty look in the mattress section.
   
3. Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
   
4. Life would be so much more fun if there were random Dukes of Hazzard style car ramps along the drive to work.
   
5. Some of the best things in life...are mistakes.
   
6. Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza
   
7. Wouldn`t it be awesome if MTV had a show called "16 and Applying to Colleges"
   
8. Monopoly: Destroying friendships since 1904
   
9. If you have alphabet fridge magnets, and morals. You probably shouldn`t invite me over.
   
10. No magician can do a trick that impresses me as much as that ‘take off my bra and make it appear out of my sleeve’ thing that girls do.
    
11. You can usually judge a women`s hotness by how many times your girlfriend calls her a whore.
    
12. "I smell carrots. Do you smell carrots? `cause I smell carrots..." ~ Snowmen.
    
13. Some girls post the most depressing love sh!t that even I`m starting to miss their ex!!!
    
14. Hell hath no fury like a girl tagged in an unapproved pic on Facebook.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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