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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. Oh, you’re surprised I’m still single? I’m surprised you can dress yourself. So I guess we’re even.
  2. A friend of mine asked what it`s like to raise a small toddler so I coughed directly in his mouth
  3. Met a girl for a first date and quickly found out that her version of "Do you want to go downtown?" is vastly different than mine.
  4. No one appreciates the special genius of your conversation like the dog does
  5. Sometimes I wanna comment on a photo on Facebook but then I don`t wanna have to explain why I`m in your `Random Party Pics 08` album at 4am.
  6. They have all those non-smoking laws in public places so let’s now all focus on passing some perfume/cologne usage limits.
  7. You know your old when your back goes out more than you do.
  8. This donut scented car freshener will more than pay for itself next time I get pulled over.
  9. Oh, I offended you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I kept to myself.
  10. A recent report shows that people who smoke weed get into 85% fewer car crashes than drunk people. Obviously. It`s a lot easier to see what`s coming when you`re only driving at eleven miles an hour.
  11. That Awkward Moment when you’re being sarcastic and someone believes you.
  12. I thought `Pokemon` was a Jamaican Porn... My bad...
  13. Nothing says "I`ve already given up on this day" quite like a Taco Bell breakfast.
  14. Guess it`s time to get to the part of the day I hate... the part which requires pants.




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