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Wednesday January 08, 2025


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  1. Can`t wait for Daylight Saving Time to end this weekend so the clock in my car will have the correct time.
  2. I drink to make other people interesting
  3. My internet went down for about 5 minutes earlier....so I talked to my family.....they seem like nice people!
  4. When I come home 4 the holidays I throw $40 on the table & say "Look we`re keeping the thermostat at 75, and we`re turning on some lights."
  5. Which nipple does the red jumper cable go on? Asking for a friend.
  6. This haunted house sucks. It`s just people sitting in cubicles under fluorescent lights looking sad. Wait, I`m at work, sorry.
  7. I`ve started an elimination diet, It`s where I eliminate anyone from my life who talks about their diet.
  8. You could completely eliminate the semicolon key and 90% of people wouldn`t notice... until they needed to wink at somebody.
  9. Possible Fact: White guys with corn rows make dangerous zombies, cuz you can`t possibly run away while laughing that hard at the same time.
  10. A high school diploma takes you 12 years to get, 2 minutes to frame and a lifetime to forget where you put it.
  11. I call it a Cupcake Salad. And I don`t see how it`s any of your business.
  12. If I could have a superpower, it would be the ability to watch people workout and then absorb their health benefits...
  13. I get very competitive at "All You Can Eat Buffets."
  14. Champagne says I`m classy. Vodka says I can do anything I want. My therapist says I have to stop talking to my drinks.




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