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2. It`s hard to make your coffee when you haven`t had your coffee.
   
3. Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
   
4. It isn`t a successful BBQ until an intoxicated idiot runs face first into a sliding glass door. I`m fine by the way.
   
5. Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says I`m alright, but I feel like, well, like I`ve dyed a little inside.
   
6. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don`t give a damn!
   
7. I think I just discovered Newton’s third law of Emotion: ..... "For every male action, there is an equal and opposite female overreaction."
   
8. That awkward moment when your parents don’t appreciate the hilarious child they have.
   
9. It`s that time of the evening where my beer bottle has magically turned into a microphone again.
   
10. I dated this musician who used to play songs for me over the phone. Then I realized he was just putting me on hold.
    
11. These Days everything is really starting to Click!.......My knee`s, my elbows, and the rest of my joints!
    
12. If I had a jet pack I would look AWESOME dying within the first 2 minutes of having a jet pack.
    
13. FACT: There’s always room for another cupcake.
    
14. It’s so nice outside I should probably close the blinds so there isn’t a glare on my screen.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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