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Monday January 06, 2025



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  1. The Bible is pretty accurate...Especially when thrown at close range.
  2. The larger the implants, the more likely she’ll be confused by a push/pull door.
  3. This day is only a margarita away from being a good one.
  4. I`m sick to death of these letters from the City of College Station bullying me to mow my grass! If Walmat can prepare for Christmas 3 mths in advance why can`t I do the same for Easter!!!??
  5. Judging by all the cracking and popping noises my body makes when I work out, I`d say I`m about 74% Rice Krispies.
  6. Ways to get to my heart: 1) food ... that’s pretty much it
  7. slugs are snails that are going through a divorce
  8. The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today. Pretty sure she’s going to get me something.
  9. Hate to break it to you mom, but my friends do not care if my room is messy, They care whether or not there’s food
  10. No magician can do a trick that impresses me as much as that ‘take off my bra and make it appear out of my sleeve’ thing that girls do.
  11. If I ever post something on Social media sites that`s not funny or clever, That just means someone hacked my account, Just Saying!
  12. It takes patience to listen.., it takes skill to pretend you’re listening.
  13. Your clothes are making me extremely uncomfortable. Please, take them off.
  14. If Welch’s is 100% Grape Juice, then why the heck do you list 4 other ingredients?