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1. I`m actually a pretty normal person when you ignore the faint cries for help coming from my basement..
   
2. I don`t believe women belong in the kitchen... because men are better at that too
   
3. It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
   
4. My friends most commonly describe me as "who?"
   
5. I`m hearing voices again. Probably because my window is open and there are people outside talking, but still.
   
6. Mythbusters is basically my childhood with a much larger explosives budget.
   
7. Let`s fix the obesity problem AND improve eye-hand coordination by replacing vending machines with claw machines, make people earn snacks.
   
8. Thoughts of you make my demons nervous.
   
9. Sometimes it`s easy to forget we would all violently murder each other if we couldn`t obtain basic food or water. Have a great day guys.
   
10. Sometimes I watch sports holding an xbox controller just to screw with my girlfriend`s head...
    
11. Digging through a box in the closet and I found a picture of me sitting on Santa`s lap. Hard to believe that was almost 2 years ago.
    
12. I bought a book called `How to become an expert at Origami`. So far, I`ve made 1000 paper snowballs.
    
13. I haven`t seen any new Bigfoot pictures in a while... I hope he`s OK.
    
14. I’ve yet to be intimidated by a fancy wine list thanks to my vast knowledge of fine wines and my eeny, meeny, miny, moe system.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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