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1. I heard someone say their podcast was on "hiatus", guess that sounds better than "my mom took away my laptop".
   
2. I don`t know why you put your boat in Sh!t Creek to begin with.
   
3. This is a test of the emergency broadcast system. Were this to be an actual emergency you’d be screwed, because no one takes this seriously.
   
4. Why doesn’t The Rock just tell us what he’s cooking? I can’t pair wines like this.
   
5. What Meatloaf wouldn`t do for love I would probably do for a six pack.
   
6. This haunted house sucks. It`s just people sitting in cubicles under fluorescent lights looking sad. Wait, I`m at work, sorry.
   
7. Why isn’t our beer color coordinated for all holiday occasions, instead of just St. Patricks Day?
   
8. It`s all sh*ts and giggles till somebody giggles and sh*ts
   
9. To whoever has my voodoo doll, scratch between my butt cheeks....I`m in public.
   
10. If I’m not eating I’m most likely not happy.
    
11. Facebook is not so bad once you block your family and friends.
    
12. I was enjoying our conversation. Until you started talking....
    
13. I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I only had to do it like 3 times a week. This every day thing is overkill.
    
14. I`m so fresh they call me "ferbreeze"
    
    
    
    
    
    

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