Thursday August 18, 2022

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  1. If every U.S. sports team converted to metric, Americans would understand the metric system by the next game.
  2. When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn`t hire stupid people......
  3. I have been left unsupervised yet again. This usually leads to trouble & other bad things, please have bail money ready and keep your phone on.
  4. You really understand how drunk you are when you`re peeing...
  5. When I die I want my body donated to science, but more specifically a scientist who is working on bringing dead guys back to lifeā€¦
  6. I don`t understand why you guys complain about never being able to finish a tube of chapstick, it usually only takes me 2 or 3 bites.
  7. The girl in the car next to me is totally checking me out. I think she likes me. After I`m done picking my nose, I`m gonna smile and wave.
  8. I don`t always get to drink free beer... But I just happen to know my neighbor went to the night shift, and I saw him filling his fridge today.
  9. Gift cards are still the best way to say "I`m too lazy to think of a good gift and I think you`ll buy drugs if I give you cash."
  10. Just a word of advice for all you single guys having a hard time out there, Forget the clubs, forget the churches, forget the online dating sites, as the best places to meet single women are the freezer section and down the cat food isle.....
  11. He who laughs first, must be connected to wi-fi.
  12. If you added up all the time you waste on Facebook, think how much TV you could watch.
  13. "Nothing there? Better bark at it." - my dog
  14. "It`s not about who`s right or wrong."~ The person that is wrong