Sunday March 03, 2024

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  1. I saved my husband`s life insurance company 1 million dollars by switching to xanax.
  2. ?-- that guy is cute ?
  3. I`m starting to think all that stuff about Y2K is not going to happen !
  4. I advise you...don`t mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.
  5. DO NOT LIKE THIS… Unless you’re a sexy beast.
  6. You should never lie through your teeth. Open your mouth and speak properly.
  7. Double Stuff Oreos should just be called Oreos, and regular Oreos should be called Diet Oreos.
  8. I`m leaving my body to science fiction
  9. I`ve been catfishing my best friend for the last 3 weeks. He`s gunna pay me that $50 he owes me or I`m showing these emails to his wife.
  10. The new Jungle Book movie might be confusing to today`s kids who don`t remember when we had jungles. Or books...
  11. A date with Destiny.. Cause strippers need lovin` too.
  12. You call it Sushi, I call it bait.
  13. I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
  14. If McDonald´s sold hot dogs, could u, with a straight face, order a McWeiner & tell them 2 super size it?