Tuesday January 31, 2023

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  1. When people ask me what I`m going to be on Halloween, the answer is always the same: really drunk
  2. This is my Facebook status. There are many like it but this one is mine.
  3. I’m glad you’re learning to laugh at yourself. That was kind of getting awkward for the rest of us.
  4. I always hold the door for ladies, but they never seem to get in the car when I do that.
  5. Few things in life are more pleasurable than turning off the lights in a public bathroom while people are still inside.
  6. you know what sucks about being a "chubby guy"....when your girlfriend wants to play with YOUR boobs :)
  7. I always pick up a huge cucumber up at walmart and yell to my wife "you said you wanted the biggest one right" Because I`m a great husband
  8. Found out today you cannot join a gym "just to watch".
  9. "Never pick a fight with an ugly person. They`ve got nothing to lose." -Robin Williams
  10. I just found out my smoke detector comes with a warranty. WHAT FOR? If it don`t work, what`s left?
  11. Some people are such treasures that you really just wanna bury them.
  12. Does this couch I`m laying on make me look unmotivated?
  13. I just "borrowed" my neighbors nissan frontier, they make that trick look easier on the commercial
  14. My version of Heaven would be filled with all the things I`d probably go to hell for.