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1. I`m never wrong. One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
   
2. I know you people are crazy. I can spot my own kind a mile away.
   
3. That`s not how I met your mother.
   
4. Want the truth? Just ask a kid.
   
5. I try to live every day as though it were my last, and who wants to do laundry on the last day they’re alive?
   
6. Hey ladies, I just love "Austrailian" kissing...it`s a lot like "French" kissing only Down Under!
   
7. "I’m not drunk!” is an argument only very drunk people think they can win
   
8. Bad things happen to good people, so I`m pretty sure we`re all safe
   
9. That sounds fried. I`ll take it.
   
10. When I get a headache, I take 2 aspirins and keep away from children, just like the bottle says.
    
11. Tried to plug my charger in the wrong hole. Siri was like STOP " I don`t do that ".
    
12. I told you a million times do not exaggerate!
    
13. If someone doesn`t respond to your text within 5 minutes, they obviously don`t love you anymore. Probably never did, react accordingly.
    
14. It only takes one person to ruin it for everyone...Be that person.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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