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1. I don’t care what the expiration date says, I have to smell it.
   
2. The worst part about looking for a job is if you`re successful, you end up with a job.
   
3. “It would take too long to explain…” Translated: “I have no idea how it works.”
   
4. This guy keeps asking me to help pet his neglected, one-eyed trouser snake. What a sweet guy! I think he`s a vet. Ladieeees! A doctor!!
   
5. Detroit and Chicago seem to be getting it right as of late. Limit all politicians to two terms. One in elected Office and one in prison.
   
6. "Why haven`t you been answering my pigeons?" - 17th century sext
   
7. Sometimes I feel that I need someone special to complete me, but then I have a pizza and I`m like, "Nope. I`m good."
   
8. The only part I like about doing laundry is saying I`ve got a big load
   
9. lifes like a box of chocolates, never know whatcha gonna get (:
   
10. Doc: ``Hows your headache ?`` Me: ``She`s at home``
    
11. I like to say "Do I smell popcorn?" right after I fart ..that way everyone quickly takes a deep breathe.
    
12. Just shaved my legs for the first time since October...just kidding, it`s not warm enough for that yet.
    
13. I was trying to have a mature arguement but "look, you ignorant f*cktard" just popped out
    
14. Be nice to people on your way up so they won’t get suspicious when you’re rich and you invite them to your island to hunt them for sport.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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