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Thursday April 18, 2024


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  1. They say love is more important than money. I`d like to see them go and try to pay their bills with a hug.
  2. You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks you what you like to do for fun.
  3. Today is the day I go back to the gym. Tomorrow is when I stop telling lies.
  4. Take your age. Subtract 3. Then add 3. That is your age.
  5. Women have all the answers, to all of your questions, and you don`t even have to ask.
  6. When Life Gives You Lemons Don`t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don`t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life`s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I`m the man who`s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I`m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
  7. Whenever I weigh myself, I always subtract 10 pounds. I don`t think boobs, brains, and an ass this fabulous should count against me.
  8. I pointed to two hags sitting across the bar from us and told my friend "That`s us in 10 years". She said "That`s a mirror".
  9. Can someone make a voodoo doll of me and send it off to the gym?
  10. If you don’t count any of my failures, I’m quite successful.
  11. I have no idea how I use to get around in the dark before I had a cell phone.
  12. I need a six month vacation Twice a year.
  13. When I was younger my dad showed me pictures of why to wear condoms during sex. The funny thing is, they were all pictures of me.
  14. Back in my day we had 9 planets.




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