Saturday July 20, 2024

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  1. Sometimes all you need is $100,000
  2. Redneck word of the day : Asphalt. It`s your own dumb asphalt !!
  3. It’s hard to get a lot done when you’re busy having a snack every 15 minutes
  4. PESSIMIST: Dark tunnel. OPTIMIST: Light at the end of the tunnel. REALIST: A train. TRAIN OPERATOR: 3 idiots standing on the tracks.
  5. That awkward moment when you realize this year is just going to be filled with morons talking about the end of the world the whole time.
  6. I assume people with dark tinted windows pick their nose more aggressively than the rest of us.
  7. We spend so much money on buying different clothes... without realizing the best moments are spent without clothes
  8. There`s no rehab for stupid! ;P
  9. Seriously, You accidentally catch six kitchen towels on fire and all of a sudden you can`t go in the kitchen alone anymore.
  10. I hope when the machines take over the world they start by fixing my cable.
  11. When you "pretend speak" to someone in the background while ordering takeout so that the restaurant doesn`t judge your big order for one.
  12. Nice try blocked number, but I don`t even answer my phone when I know who`s calling.
  13. If your online dating profile says "I don`t have sex on the first date" then that`s why you`re on a dating website.
  14. Some people say I`m a dreamer, others say, “If you fall asleep at work again you`re fired"