Sunday March 03, 2024

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  1. Sometimes you have to burn a few bridges, to stop the weirdos from following you.
  2. Never do I feel as lazy and rude as when someone else in the room is vacuuming.
  3. The sun shouldn`t be allowed to come out until after your hangover.
  4. I try to avoid things that make me fat, like scales, mirrors, and photographs.
  5. WARNING!! I have character defects and I`m not afraid to use them.
  6. Don`t care what your religious or political beliefs are, if you`re male or female, young or old. I will tackle you hard for that last donut.
  7. Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.
  8. People are so ungrateful. No one ever thanks me for having the patience not to kill them.
  9. I hate lying to kids but my daughter asked me what twerking was and I told her it was when identical twins go to each others` jobs
  10. My opinion of yoga pants varies depending on if I`m at the gym or if I`m at Walmart
  11. Bored? Text "Our condom broke." to a random number
  12. When someone says "Surprise me", I quickly drop my pants.
  13. I was just watching Ladies Beach volleyball and there`s already been a wrist injury.. No worries, I should be okay in a couple of days..
  14. I feel like people who don`t have at least one bottle of expired salad dressing in the fridge, really have their lives together.