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1. I wish the "Do not ask me again" option existed in real life.
   
2. Had a big mix up at the store today... Apparently, when the woman said strip down facing me,she was referring to my credit card.
   
3. I love my work, but I would also love to never have to do it again.
   
4. A Waist Is A Terrible Thing To Mind
   
5. Never say "piece of cake!" to me. Unless there is, indeed, a piece of cake involved.
   
6. I hate when I`m on Facebook and I`m rudly interrupted by a jogger bouncing off my windshield
   
7. When you think about it, the little old man behind the curtain in Oz was the original catfish.
   
8. Taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up... In 30 minutes? in 3 hours? in 9 years?? no one can be sure
   
9. Come on. Let`s all go and be happy in front of some miserable people
   
10. Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day.
    
11. I`ve come to the point where I don`t even procrastinate anymore ... I just don`t do it.
    
12. It`s always darkest before the dawn. So if you`re going steal your neighbor`s newspaper that`s be the time to do it.
    
13. Sometimes I wish people would just bring donuts to work instead of drama.
    
14. If A-B-C-D didn`t drag out their part of the Alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn`t have to be so rushed.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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