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Thursday March 28, 2024



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  1. There are no winners the day following a green beer, corned beef, and cabbage binge.
  2. Grab the bull by the horns. The other end is too gross...
  3. Show me in the employee handbook where it says I have to like you. Go on, I`ll wait.
  4. Whoever figured out that you can make cake in a mug in under a minute was probably really going through some sh!t.
  5. Sarcasm and orgasm. Two things most people don`t get. Those who do are smiling right now.
  6. I’m right 97% of the time…who cares about the other 4%.
  7. The right man breaks your headboard, not your heart.
  8. ( )( ) =( `-` )= <( . )> ("`)("`) bunny!!
  9. You say mystery bruise, I say drinking badge of honor.
  10. I wonder when people without cars pick their noses…
  11. I`ve come to the sad realization nobody will ever triumphantly pour Gatorade on me for any reason
  12. What if dogs bring the ball back because they think you enjoy throwing it?
  13. If guns don’t kill people, but people kill people, then doesn’t that mean that toasters don’t toast toast, but instead toast toasts toast?
  14. Yawning is the body`s way of saying `10% Battery Remaining`.