Thursday June 30, 2022

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  1. I miss the good old days when we blamed Marilyn Manson for all our problems.
  2. I wouldn`t say I`m an alcoholic. I`d slur it.
  3. You, my friend, deserve a high-five... that’s four more fingers than I normally give.
  4. I’m at the doctor’s office & they don’t know why I have this rash on my balls. Guess I’ll wait for the Dr, these other patients are clueless.
  5. For the first time in my years of working I have been hard at work all day......dammm those pills!!!!
  6. I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness, so I don’t intimidate you..
  7. Facebook has suggested that I POKE you.
  8. No, an erection is not considered personal growth.
  9. I`m high as a kite! Let me rephrase that: I`m stuck in a tree.
  10. If anyone is interested I`ll be signing books tomorrow at Barnes & Noble from 6:00pm until I get escorted out by security.
  11. Hockey: because running on knives makes sense.
  12. Alcohol doesn`t get people drunk, people get people drunk. Drunk people get other drunk people extra drunk.
  13. Due to no supervision and sheer lack of self control; I sincerely with GREAT guilt! Here now inform you. I ate your banana split
  14. I hate when I`m about to hug someone really sexy, and my face hits the mirror.