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Saturday June 15, 2024



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  1. not to brag but I finished this 14 day diet in 3 hours and 38 minutes.
  2. Thinking about starting a line of realistic welcome mats with things like "Please don`t stay long!" or "I hope you brought booze."
  3. Remember years ago when we didn`t have facebook and we had to take pictures of our food and get the film developed at the chemist get all your friends round your house and show them what you have been eating ...the good old days
  4. I`m gaining weight for my role as "Before picture"
  5. When I see a man with long fingernails, my first thought is wizard. My second thought is virgin wizard.
  6. If at first you don´t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
  7. Get real. No one’s going to form a single line if the building’s on FIRE.
  8. I paid attention to the construction signs and got in the correct lane. You ignored them for miles and now you want me to let you in. Not gonna happen.
  9. Life`s too short for Salad..............
  10. Finally realizing that Hotel California is about Facebook. “…you can check in anytime you like, but you can never leave…”
  11. Top three reasons he doesn`t text you back: 1. He`s just not that into you 2. He`s imaginary 3. He`s a cat
  12. Office Tip: In a pinch a booger and a small piece of copy paper is as good as a post it note.
  13. I eat boiled eggs, cabbage, and baked beans before the in-laws visit. They never stay long.
  14. I don`t mean to brag... but I`m a pretty damn good peek-a-boo opponent