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Sunday November 03, 2024



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  1. Guess when toothpaste was invented? 1892. Guess when kissing was invented? A DISGUSTINGLY LONG TIME BEFORE THAT.
  2. Unlike milk, it is acceptable to cry over spilled beer.
  3. I had four E`s and LSD last night. Such an awful start to a game of scrabble!!
  4. I wonder if I´ll ever be mature enough to use a stud finder without first pointing it at myself and saying "there´s one."
  5. The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn`t for any religious reasons. They couldn`t find three wise men and a virgin.
  6. I`d say 20% of my day is spent trying to convince the dog we`re not about to be murdered by the UPS guy, mailman, squirrels, or the ice dispenser..
  7. Baby gates are parents` way of saying "this area is locked until you’ve gained more experience."
  8. "This is so wrong," I say excitedly, my heart racing, my hands trembling as I butter a donut
  9. The world would be a better place if we all got along like the "Price is Right" audience.
  10. If I had a nickel for everytime I said, "If I had a nickel", I`d be rich.
  11. My box of animal crackers says "May contain nuts." So I`m inspecting each animal before I eat it...just in case.
  12. Leave the past behind. Smile every day. Never wear underwear. I don’t know. Inspirational statuses are hard.
  13. Buys Mega-Millions ticket. Has a better chance of being hit by lightning in a cave.
  14. I once met a guy who was addicted to huffing brake fluid. He said he could stop any time.