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Tuesday February 18, 2025



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  1. As a man, EVERY month is `Breast Awareness Month` for me.
  2. I told the monster in my closet that coming out of of there would make him gay, haha problem solved ....
  3. There is always something to be thankful for. If you can’t pay your bills, you can be thankful you are not one of your creditors.
  4. There is really no way of knowing how many chameleons are in the room right now.
  5. I love my friends unconditionally.* *Certain terms and conditions may apply. May not be available on all days. Coverage not available in all locations.Offer good for 30 days.Requires two-year minimum agreement. Fees applied for activation and early termination.
  6. Black Friday, because after a day of thankfully stuffing your face, you deserve a deal on purchases you don’t need.
  7. nothing says i love you like, "im going to buy you new duct tape for your taillight, what color you want? "
  8. I guess not everyone at this grocery store is as comfortable with my nudity as I am. ;)
  9. My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”. My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact & hope it goes away.
  10. Not one back to school special on beer. What kind of world do we live in.
  11. Fashion is what you call hideous clothes that are really expensive
  12. Learn to fight like you`re the third monkey trying to get on the Ark!
  13. On the bottle of mouthwash it says "24 hour protection", so why do the directions say "Use Twice Daily"?
  14. I`m that friend you have to explain to people before you introduce me... And apologize for after.