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1. I may not have the best parenting skills; but, in my defense, my kids don`t have the best childing skills, either.
   
2. Did you ever notice that the doctor’s bill is always a lot more readable than the doctor’s prescription?
   
3. some people just need a hug...around the neck...with a rope!!
   
4. Having a favorite homeless person is weird, right?
   
5. lol I rotfl
   
6. In all my years, I have never finished a pencil.
   
7. You will attract attention if wearing a skirt on a windy day. This is doubly true if you are a man.
   
8. I was at the pool today and tried to sneak a quick pee in the deep end. The lifeguard must have seen me. He blew his whistle so loud that I almost fell in.
   
9. One time I was in a bar and there was this really weird guy pouring booze all over his hand. Turned out he was trying to get his date drunk
   
10. Hey,,,, I said I`d be there in 10 minutes... Quit calling me every half hour.
    
11. How do Amish girls know if it`s a romantic candle lit dinner or just a regular one #DeepThoughts
    
12. Getting old sucks. I use to wake up feeling like a million bucks. Now I feel more like a bounced check.
    
13. Wanna ruin a girl’s day? Respond to her next text with “Who is this?”
    
14. U have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. how many fish do you have?? stop counting smart one fish can`t drown
    
    
    
    
    
    

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