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Saturday December 21, 2024


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  1. My internet was down for almost 4 mins, I’m ok but the 911 operator was a total b!tch about it!
  2. I don`t understand no one has excepted my boiling water challenge
  3. Dad: Son its a fact that masturbation can lead to blindness. Me: Dad... Im over here ..
  4. How do amish girls know if its a romantic candle lit dinner or just a regular candle lit dinner.
  5. People ask me what my secret is to losing weight and I tell them not having money to buy food
  6. What if all this time it`s been Chicken that taste like Frog legs????
  7. I was late to work because I was having car trouble. And by car trouble I mean I was sleeping and not driving the car.
  8. When I`m bored, I send a random text to a random number saying "I hid the body... now what?"
  9. If the people in horror movies would just listen to me, they would still be alive!
  10. No magician can do a trick that impresses me as much as that ‘take off my bra and make it appear out of my sleeve’ thing that girls do.
  11. A pretty important part of being a dad is waiting in the car.
  12. It`s called fall because everything is falling; leaves, temperature, bank account, gpa, motivation...
  13. Requesting a table in the “Hot Waitress” section should be socially acceptable.
  14. When the kids come home from school they close the door then almost immediately open another door..... The one to the fridge!!!!




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