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Sunday December 22, 2024


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  1. When someone is in a bad mood, I like to help matters by pointing out several times that they seem to be in a bad mood.
  2. I bet sex is great when I`m not the only one in the room.
  3. Attn Single people: If marriage was so great, there would be 6 people on the internet right now.
  4. I don`t always agree with everything I say. :)
  5. I wish you could Google anything. Like, "Where is my phone?" and it would be like, "It`s under the couch, dumba$$."
  6. Saw a flying saucer today. It appeared right after the flying cup that my wife threw at me.
  7. Baby gates are parents` way of saying "this area is locked until you’ve gained more experience."
  8. If I died and went straight to hell, it would take me more than a week to realize that I`m not at work anymore....
  9. I am now convinced that the homeless people have all of the shopping carts that do not have the wobbly wheels.
  10. You can save a lot of money by walking face-first into a spiderweb every morning instead of buying coffee.
  11. Remember, I`m always here if you need shoulders for your ankles to lie on.
  12. I’m not a sore loser ... thanks to Vicodin.
  13. I am the type to fart in a crowded train and get just as upset as everyone else.
  14. Facebook really needs a “pee on someone’s wall” option.




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