Sunday April 21, 2024

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  1. Men, remember to re-stock the spiders this weekend so she remembers why she keeps you around.
  2. That moment when you realize your children have your twisted sense of humor...And you don`t know whether to be proud or scared.
  3. someone took my mood ring away... dont know how i feel about it
  4. A lot of talk from the peasants lately about my arrogance.
  5. Please God take me back to being 12 & let me start again & mess up my life in an entirely different way. I have fresh ideas.
  6. Stages of beard length: 1.) sexy stubble 2.) sea captain beard 3.) prisoner of war beard 4.) homeless person beard 5.) wizard beard
  7. Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said bet you can`t hit me with a quarter!
  8. He who laughs last didnĀ“t get it.
  9. Shoot for the moon, and even if you miss, you and your motivational crap is far away
  10. Went to a nudest camp once and all I could think was.. these are the people you see dressed in Wal-Mart that you don`t want to see naked.
  11. After spending the last week stealing cars and killing people I just found out GTA had missions.
  12. "Wish You Were Beer!" Wait...no...that`s right...send.
  13. It`s funny how things change when you get older. It seems like just yesterday I would spend my evenings on the front porch and treat myself to some killer weed. Now I spend my
  14. Saw A bumper sticker that said "Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap" not sure if he was a proud fat man or a disgruntled kidnapper though.