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1. My favorite moment is the 5 minutes every day when coffee overlaps with wine.
   
2. 20 years from now, one of the hardest things our kids will be faced with is finding a screen name which is not already taken!
   
3. I hate to admit it, but I’ve got a serious drinking problem. I don’t have any more money to buy liquor.
   
4. I bet Jellyfish are sad that there are no Peanut Butter fish.
   
5. You don`t look like 200 likes in person
   
6. Ever wondered why there is a stairway to heaven, and a highway to hell? There´s apparently more traffic going to hell!!
   
7. Today, I am doing my part to conserve energe, I’m going back to bed.
   
8. Stop complaining about the rain. Cause rain makes corn and corn makes whiskey.
   
9. Some people think I`m quiet, others wish I was.
   
10. Had a super busy day today converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
    
11. They called themselves geologists because stoners was already taken.
    
12. I see you’re playing stupid. Looks like you’re winning too.
    
13. Serving sarcasm with a smile since 1984.
    
14. If your friends tell you not to give in to peer pressure and you don`t: technically, you did
    
    
    
    
    
    

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