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Saturday July 27, 2024


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  1. It`s amazing what you`ll wear in public when you`re not trying to have sex with anyone.
  2. I BRIEFLY had an urge to clean ... but that lasted only 5 minutes .. whew! That was close! Lol
  3. Instead of calling in sick, call in well. Tell them how great you feel not having to go to work today.
  4. Dear alcohol we had a deal where you were supposed to make me cool, sexy, charming and a great dancer........I seen a video......we need to talk.
  5. Dude, I can`t post AND know when the light turns green. I`m pretty, not magical.
  6. Some day I wanna be "change my oil every 3000 miles" rich!
  7. I just want a reason to dramatically slide across the hood of a car.
  8. Never mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
  9. Why can`t everyday be football Sunday?
  10. If you`re already in the cop car, I really can`t see how puking in it could make things any worse.
  11. If you could see what goes on inside my head, you would have nightmares for weeks!
  12. You know what the trouble about real life is? There`s no danger music.
  13. It’s called a “remote” because those are your odds of finding it when you want to change the channel.
  14. This bottle of beer is not only delicious,,,, It also contains almost 10% of my daily requirement of beer...




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