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Friday March 29, 2024



Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

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  1. I got called pretty today! Well actually the full statement was "you`re pretty annoying!" But I only focus on positive things
  2. You never know what you are missing,until you clean your room.
  3. BREAKING NEWS: New $100 bills start circulating yesterday. I wish this affected my life in any way.
  4. Hmmmm, thats odd. . . .According to this height / weight chart. . . . I`m too short.
  5. Good thing all the `Five and Ten` stores closed... They were nickle and diming us to death.
  6. Per Wikipedia, there are two kinds of scorpions. One can sting and kill you like a spider, the other can sing and rock you like a hurricane
  7. Sorry, everyone, it looks like my Facebook account was hacked by tequila last night...
  8. Coffee`s a great way to fool yourself into believing you`re going to have a productive day.
  9. Overwhelming scientific evidence suggests a startling number of people are capable of ignoring overwhelming scientific evidence.
  10. If the Dollar Store ever starts selling alcohol....drinks are on me.
  11. College is expensive, BUT your student ID saves $3 at the movies. So really it pays for itself if you go to the theater 30,000 times.
  12. My girlfriend isn`t much of a wrestler but you should see her box!!
  13. Turns out a crash diet doesn`t mean having vodka with every meal and falling down the stairs!
  14. I just bought some new deodorant yesterday. The instructions said to remove the top and push up bottom. My butt hurts now but every time I fart the room smells awesome.