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Sunday January 19, 2025


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  1. My TV volume is always set at "f*ck the neighbors".
  2. I only change the kitty litter like once every two weeks but in my defense I don`t have a cat
  3. Nice try Jehovah’s Witnesses but dressing up like cops and telling me you have a warrant is not going to get me to open my door.
  4. Forecast for the weekend... mild alcoholism, with a 70% chance of poor decisions and impaired judgement. Increasing chance of regret and hangover for Sunday.
  5. Because of tanning beds, 1000 years from now archaeologists will think we used to fry people as punishment.
  6. The first person who discovered how to make popcorn must have been like "WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON!"
  7. Someone asked me today if ive ever been with two women at the same time. But why would I want to disappoint two women at the same time?
  8. No way I’m the only one who crosses their fingers, closes their eyes & holds their breath when checking their account balance.
  9. Be the best you can be, while being the worst that you`re able to get away with.
  10. If your parachute doesn`t deploy don`t worry, you have the rest of your life to fix it.
  11. The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf.
  12. How come people who think they know everything never seem to know when to shut up?
  13. This is the only way I know how to correctly use a semi-colon ;)
  14. Roasted beef is like regular beef except the cows family tells embarrassing stories about it, which are tough and tasteless.




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