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Saturday July 27, 2024


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  1. I always read my wife`s Horoscope to see what kind of day I`M going to have...!!
  2. I read "Do not believe everything you read." Now I`m not sure whether to believe this or not.
  3. Missed Connection: You were standing at the RedBox. I was in my car self pleasuring. I accidentally honked like 8 times.
  4. Forrest Gump forever changed the way I pronounce buttocks.
  5. I love a room with a fire place it sets the tone for a romantic night, drinking wine slow dancing, burning evidence.
  6. I know you`re supposed to have 3 balanced meals a day, but how many can I have at night?
  7. Nothing says God is forgiving like hell.
  8. If monogamy is sex with only one person, what is origami?
  9. You`re the one who wore a red and yellow scarf to class. So don`t look at me weird for shouting "10 points for gryffindor" when you answer questions cause I know you wanted this. -Bfanch
  10. It`s been rough today, right now I`m busy trying to lasso the tv remote with my phone charger cord.
  11. I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
  12. Kids today will never know the frustration of having to rewind their dads porn tapes to the exact same spot...
  13. Pretty sure airport food was priced by children just learning about numbers. "Ok Brian, how much should this apple cost?" SIXTY TWO DOLLARS!!
  14. If you love something, feed it so much that it get’s too fat for anyone else to want.




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