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1. Perhaps Nicki Minaj just lost a series of bets.
   
2. If you drink enough, your brain starts photo-shopping people.
   
3. I don`t know what`s more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you.
   
4. There is no better sunscreen than sitting inside a bar.
   
5. Where did Noah keep his bees? ... In the ark hives ... Yes, I`m showing myself out, thanks
   
6. The Never Ending Story should`ve been a movie about a phone call from my Mother
   
7. If I hit snooze 3 times it should automatically send an email to my boss saying I`ll be out sick.
   
8. 90% of the apps on my phone don’t do anything except send me notices that there’s a new version of itself.
   
9. I’m not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are.
   
10. I would be a great procrastinator ... if I could ever get around to it.
    
11. Roses are red, violets are blue, the boss snuck out early, so I left too.
    
12. How strict is the "I licked it, it`s mine" policy? There`s some things I`ve licked that I don`t want.
    
13. This is the only way I know how to correctly use a semi-colon ;)
    
14. What I’m really looking for in a friend is loyalty. And a pool. Mainly just a pool.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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