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1. A jealous woman does better research than the FBI
   
2. I like to drink while I clean and that`s how I found out what Febreze tastes like.
   
3. When I was a kid, my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
   
4. Just like our bodies, our minds need exercise. That`s why I think of jogging every morning.
   
5. Happy 4th of July ... U can toss out the Christmas tree now
   
6. I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
   
7. I always walk through my office with a stern look on my face and a toilet plunger to avoid conversations.
   
8. Every time I think I finally have the life I always dreamed of....I wake up.
   
9. I`d like to change and get comfy, yet that requires effort. Ever feel this lazy?
   
10. On the bright side, it’s Friday Eve Eve Eve.
    
11. Haircuts are great because I did none of the work but get all of the credit.
    
12. I`d like to thanks all the girls for wearing yoga pants. It is the only reason why we`re not complaining about how cold this winter it
    
13. Not every flower can say love, but a rose did. Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus did. Not every dummy can read, but look at you go...... *high 5*
    
14. Being a woman should count as a pre-existing mental condition.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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