Monday December 05, 2022

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  1. I downloaded this app called "Hide & Go Seek". Ever since then I cant find my damn phone.
  2. Dieting is for the birds. Which is why you hardly ever see a fat bird.
  3. My gift horse is facing the wrong way
  4. I was feeling down...then all of a sudden I felt myself up. Win, win situation! ;)
  5. Why do they call a grapefruit a grapefruit? I mean there is already a fruit called a grape!!
  6. Guys are excellent cooks. With two eggs, a sausage, & a little bit of milk...they can keep a girl`s stomach full for 9 months.
  7. McDonald`s sponsoring the Olympics is like Jack Daniels sponsoring the prom.
  8. Inviting a friend to play Candy Crush Saga is like hosting an intervention and providing the crack.
  9. If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.
  10. After all these years, I`m beginning to suspect that Waldo doesn`t want to be found.
  11. If you don`t remember her name in the morning, take her to Starbucks.
  12. If you don`t like my facebook posts, feel free to delete me and solely visit your friends` pages where the big news of the day is when their grandkids finally took a $hit all by themselves.
  13. My doctor recommended I increase the amount of Greens in my diet...so I started drinking more Rolling Rock.
  14. My rabbit died yesterday… Now he’s just some bunny that I used to know…