Thursday June 30, 2022

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  1. Kill them with kindness ..and then fart as you walk away
  2. Porn is so unrealistic. There`s no way a guy with a ponytail could have a house that nice.
  3. Just changed my dating profile headline to: “Seeking rich old men with bad hearts and no relatives” …crossing my fingers.
  4. is frickin awesome! Nough Said.
  5. Today is the first day of the rest of your life, but so was yesterday, and look how that turned out...
  6. I know the voices aren`t real but they have some great ideas.
  7. I wonder how often I’ve narrowly avoided death without even noticing.
  8. I`ve never literally been tortured but I have walked behind old people when I was in a hurry.
  9. Make your girlfriend scream your name, leave the toilet seat up.
  10. You made several good points, and I understand that you are right, but the way you said it was so douchey I have to take an opposite stance.
  11. I`m off to bed. For those of you who wish to add a touch of authenticity to your fantasies, the sheets are pale blue...
  12. Another successful year no random father`s day cards in the mail!
  13. Copy this and paste it in your status if you know someone, or have heard of someone who knows someone.. If you don´t know anyone, or even if you´ve heard of someone who doesn´t know anyone, then do still copy this. It´s important to spread the message. Oh and the hearts ? ? ? ? For crap´s sake, don´t forget the hearts! ? ? ? ?
  14. People who sit and talk while their pizza is gets cold gives me anxiety.