Sunday April 21, 2024

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  1. Screw it, I’m starting Friday now.
  2. People who go jogging, you realise we have cars now, right?
  3. Have some fun: goto the local bar. Play every Justin Beaber song and leave.
  4. Note to self: Next time, don`t use "continue" as the Safe Word.
  5. It is literally impossible to prove that Harry Potter wasn`t just in his parents basement on acid the whole time
  6. Group Therapy: listening to ALL your voices.
  7. Whats the best part about dating a homeless chick, ..... You can drop her off anywhere
  8. I think my problem is that I have really fantastic bad ideas...
  9. If someone doesn`t return your texts, relax and remember they`re probably just busy not liking you.
  10. Vampire selfies are just phones floating in front of bathroom mirrors.
  11. I hate when you tell someone you’re bored, and they suggest getting together. Then you have to explain that you’re not quite that bored.
  12. From all these shows I`ve watched it seems like snipers lay down a lot of the day....I`d probably be pretty good at that job.
  13. If you recieve something that says,”Send it to all your friends” , then please don`t consider me as your friend.
  14. Sometimes I wish there was a `Build-a-Girlfriend`.