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1. A fun way to get exercise is grab a chainsaw and chase a hiker.
   
2. The patience I have for my kids is directly proportional to the amount of people watching me.
   
3. I hate when I get to work and I`m at work.
   
4. A lot of talk from the peasants lately about my arrogance.
   
5. If you can’t laugh at yourself, call me… I’ll do it.
   
6. Feeling so good today ... High-five the person next to you and tell them it`s from me.
   
7. Marijuana is a type of flower, therefore I am a florist not a drug dealer :p
   
8. A house is not a home until you can find all light switches in the dark.
   
9. I`m gonna name my son Wussell so people think he has a speech impediment.
   
10. Wish some of my co workers weren`t allowed in the break room... Because that`s who I usually need a break from.
    
11. The filling in this fortune cookie tastes like paper...
    
12. There`s been a whole lot of office Romance since I became self employed...
    
13. I hate long distance relationships. That`s why I moved the fridge into my bedroom.
    
14. Elevator music bothers me on so many levels
    
    
    
    
    
    

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