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1. I suspect the ancient Greeks would be horrified that we refer to `laying on a couch all weekend watching a TV series` as a "marathon"
   
2. I wish you could order Karma like flowers and have it delivered.
   
3. Love is grand. Divorce is 100 grand.
   
4. "Don`t make me regret this." -things I think when accepting a friend request.
   
5. Sunglasses allow you to stare at people without getting caught. It`s like facebook in real life.
   
6. People are so weird. You reach under the bathroom stall to tie their shoes and they freak out instead of saying thanks.
   
7. Nothing says "party" like a red plastic cup.
   
8. The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake it then you`ve got it made!
   
9. Guys would stay home longer if boobs came in a 30 pack.
   
10. Only a fool trips on what`s behind him.
    
11. Mondays feel like biting into a chocolate chip cookie only to find out it`s oatmeal raisin.
    
12. I have an eating disorder; I`m about to eat dis order of fries, dis order of wings, and dis order of nuggets.
    
13. The worst form of Alzheimer’s is when you walk out of the kitchen and forget to grab a beer.
    
14. When suffering from insomnia I either count sheep or ask my girlfriend how her day was.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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