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- They sell Harvard shirts at Target so that’s a good way to save $ 399,984.05.
- Naked yoga in the backyard is the best way to get the neighbors to pay for that privacy fence.
- I know that no means no, but that`s about the extent of my Spanish.
- I thought my name was "Stop encouraging him" until I was 11.
- Funny how things change with time, I used to hate spankings...
- Dating Tip: If you eat a magnet and slip another magnet into your date`s drink she`ll never be able to leave you
- I have no problem admitting that you made a mistake.
- Do you realize that Scrooge was essentially water-boarded into changing his outlook on Christmas?
- If I drop my food on a plane, and we change time zones at the same time, do I receive an additional hour to the 5 second rule?
- Did the Energizer Bunny finally stop going and going, and none of us even noticed it?
- Nintendo should handle education, I don’t remember half the crap from high school but I know all of Super Mario World’s secrets.
- Just dropped off some film to be processed. More on this story as it develops.
- Thanks to yesterday`s chili, I can definitively tell you that there are 242 tiles in this bathroom stall.
- The reason I don`t play Scrabble online, is that I can`t throw the tiles at the person who beats me.