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1. I`m thinking about investing some serious cash in gold....or maybe some other color.
   
2. That person who waits to the last minute to change lanes and expects you to make room. NOT ON MY WATCH!
   
3. have you ever been like "what`s the day today? ... no i mean the like the number".
   
4. Once your pants catch fire, the fact that you`re lying becomes less important.
   
5. Cooking Tip: If you`re tired of always having to boil water everytime you make pasta, boil a few gallons at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later ... you`re welcome!
   
6. If Eve sacraficed the whole human race for Apple, I wonder what she would have done for a Klondike Bar?
   
7. Arguing politics is like trying to convince someone that their baby isn`t cute.
   
8. One great thing about life before the internet was if you met someone, you didn`t then have to know them the rest of your life.
   
9. You know what would make this Vodka & cranberry better? The Bahamas.
   
10. A lot of guys get married just because they`re hungry.
    
11. The Roomba vacuum cleaner just beat me to a piece of popcorn I dropped on the floor & this is how the war against the machines begins.
    
12. Co-worker: My wife`s an angel. Me: You`re lucky, mine`s still alive.
    
13. What an intoxicated Schwarzenegger might say to a police officer: "I`m an IDIOT you COP!"
    
14. Some people come into your life as blessings, others come into your life as lessons.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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