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Saturday July 27, 2024


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  1. I bet you $567.89 you can’t guess how much I owe my bookie.
  2. Im at a beer tasting today..so far they all taste the same out of this case...well done Budweiser...well done!!
  3. Happiness is the journey, not the destination, and when you reach your destination, ie; bottom of a beer, you must embark on a new journey, ie; get another beer........
  4. Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding… that the other person is a complete idiot!
  5. If you stop at a yellow light I`m going to assume you have something illegal in your car.
  6. WTF, marathoners? I don’t even like to drive 26 miles.
  7. I go on dates just to remind myself that being single is awesome.
  8. I slept on the sofa last night which is weird because I`m not even married.
  9. Every have one of those moments where you look at yourself in the mirror and think "Damn if I weren`t me, I`d totally hit that."
  10. Is anyone else`s alcohol tolerance too high for their paycheck?
  11. Sometimes after many years of marriage, you just look at your wife and wonder how she stayed with you this long without you killing her.
  12. Don`t let this historic Cubs World Series win distract you from the fact that Donkey never made Shrek those waffles he promised to make.
  13. Those days where you don`t take anyone`s sh!t ... Yeah, today is one of those days.
  14. Don`t sell yourself short, in fact, don`t sell yourself at all. I`m pretty sure it`s illegal




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