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1. I like to sit outside on campus at night in my 1940s clothes and when people say things to me, I say "You can see me?"
   
2. Stairs are like rock climbing after a bottle of vodka.
   
3. dear journal..im now the coolest kid in school....mom:SWEETIE THE CHESSCLUB IS HERE 4 U!!!
   
4. I´m playing that game where the floor is made of lava, so I obviously can´t get off the couch or I´ll die.
   
5. If we agree, I`m probably being sarcastic ... Or I`m drunk
   
6. My internet is so slow, it`s just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them in person.
   
7. Sometimes I whisper, "I`m on your side" to the computers, just in case they ever succeed in taking over the world...
   
8. I now have permanent vision loss due to excessive eye-rolling at stupid idiots.
   
9. If I`m not in bed by 11PM, then I go home.
   
10. To the lady at Costco with her son on a leash. I`m sorry that I asked if he was a rescue.
    
11. I’m Not Arguing. I’m Simply Explaining Why I’m Right.
    
12. Between the coffee and the cocaine, it looks like the mission of Colombia is to wake up the world.
    
13. I don’t let my friends do stupid things… ALONE!
    
14. They said money can`t by happiness. But it can buy tattoos, car parts, and beer. What else could we need?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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