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1. A world without women would be a pain in the a$$.
   
2. That microwavable meal was delicious and filling! – no one ever
   
3. Keep calm and drink on.
   
4. If I could have dinner with anyone either alive or dead. I would totally choose dead. Because, more food for me then.
   
5. I had 3 happy meals today and none of them worked.
   
6. Grabbing a drink after work is perfectly fine.However, you look like an alcoholic when your getting that drink at 6am.
   
7. How about first you show me your benefits and THEN I`ll let you know if we can be friends.
   
8. You can make up any word you want in conversation and if you use it in a dilsationary way, people rarely question the meaning.
   
9. I`m undecided about which pants to wear today...Smarty of Fancy?
   
10. My phone just filmed a 6 hour documentary about life inside my pocket
    
11. I came home one day all proud as can be with my report card and said to my Mom ,Look I got a B in reading , She said that`s a D you moron !
    
12. That sound the Ketch-up make when you squeeze out the last drop, NEVER fails in making people laugh
    
13. My wife just changed here facebook status from "Married" to "widowed", should I be scared?
    
14. thinks that 100-calorie packs have just enough cookies to piss me off!!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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