Saturday July 20, 2024

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  1. Maybe I`m the good kind of fat like an avocado.
  2. When the cashier asks "How`s your day going?" I reply "I`m buying 3 bottles of wine, it`s clearly only getting better."
  3. For all those girls that say `all guys are the same` ... Who told you to try them all? Hoe.
  4. Do whatever you want. And if it’s something you’re going to regret in the morning…sleep late.
  5. You question whether you are getting old when your barber asks if your eyebrows need trimming, and you know it when he does it without asking
  6. Its all sh!ts and giggles until someone giggles and sh!ts
  7. I got pulled over for drunk driving last night. In my defense I didn’t even know I was driving.
  8. Settle down homemade play dough parents.
  9. The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse is pretending I’m not excited.
  11. Thumbnail pics. Helping ugly people look hot until you click on them since 1995.
  12. Next time I go to Hooters I`m ordering milk.
  13. If I was on drugs, this post would be amazing.
  14. Little known fact: Walt Disney was the inventor of modern day text talk "M - I - C... C u real soon... K - E - Y... Y? Because we like u"