Monday December 05, 2022

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  1. Do you really know me or am I just an idea that you`ve built in your head?
  2. The human soul weights 1.2 lbs. I know this because I weighed myself before and after I got to work.
  3. Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do
  4. I sure buy a lot of alcohol. Hope I`m not a shopaholic.
  5. I am busier than a one legged man in an arse kicking contest.
  6. If I had a dollar for everytime i thought of you, I would start thinking about you!
  7. "2 weeks with my baby xoxoxo" lol,calm down romeo&juliet.
  8. Sometimes it`s fun to make fun of yourself. Almost as fun as it is to make fun of others.
  9. You know that awkward moment when you thought someone`s talking to you so you reply to them , then they look at you weird .
  10. I don`t know why I think I could survive the Zombie Apocalypse, I cant even handle the puff of air at the eye doctor.
  11. If your girlfriend says she`s going out to run some errands and comes back with 6 bags from the mall...You might be dating my wife.
  12. My date is in 2 hours, which means I have very little time to fix my glasses and fix my bangs and get a career and lose 50 pounds
  13. Guys be like, "Lets play 21 question." Girl: Ok, what`s your favorite color? Boy: Triangle, so you a virgin?
  14. I bet if you asked a one-eyed person, they`d tell you it really WAS all fun and games up until that point.