Tuesday June 06, 2023

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  1. My wife is pissed at me again. Apparently I`m breathing wrong.
  2. Condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she`ll get your paychecks.
  3. Seems like you could save a lot of time if you just paired The Bachelor with The Bachelorette.
  4. Guys, want to find out all of your flaws in under a minute? Just ask your girlfriend if she`s gained weight.
  5. It`s funny to watch all these people Bumping Up their own posts.
  6. I hate it when chicks wear pink camo. I`m like, "girl" where you hiding? Candyland?
  7. Why would anybody put 99 bottles of beer up on a wall in the first place?
  8. She likes to call it a conversation, but mostly she`s gathering evidence.
  9. IMPORTANT REMINDER: Sunday is Mother`s Day, which means Facebook is gonna be annoying as crap...
  10. If I had a nickel for everytime I said, "If I had a nickel", I`d be rich.
  11. Why can`t someone look at me the same way I look at pizza?
  12. "Woo, I`m on a roll today, baby!" -butter
  13. I`d love to drown my problems... I just can`t get my spouse to go swimming!
  14. I think girls secretly enjoy putting guys in the friend zone