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Thursday June 30, 2022



Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

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  1. It`s amazing how much people are willing to lower their eating standards when you insert the word "free" in front of the word "food".
  2. Please say a prayer for my coworker. His life is so boring that he just Instagrammed his Jimmy Johns sandwich
  3. Roses are red vilouts are blue your moms beautiful what happened to you!
  4. How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
  5. Work like you don`t have proof of citizenship, Love like you were on a reality TV show, and dance like you were being thrown 100 dollar bills at
  6. Instead of calling it the John, I call my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.
  7. I`m not lazy. I`m just highly motivated to not do anything.
  8. On a scale of 1 to "Me".. how smart are you?
  9. Google image results are like a party that starts off exactly how you expected and gets weirder the longer you stay.
  10. The longer I stay at home. The more homeless looking I look.
  11. If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there.
  12. I`m perfect you adjust.
  13. It`s really cold out there folks. If you`re heading to Wal-Mart, please wear two pairs of pajamas.
  14. I don’t just act crazy, I’ll drive you there too.