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1. One of the most important things in life is perserverance. Hang on...perseveren...no, perserveer...pesever… oh, never mind.....
   
2. My password is SupermanHulkThorGoku, that`s the strongest password I can think of.
   
3. If you have to ask if it`s too early to drink wine...You`re an amateur and we can`t be friends.
   
4. You gotta push yourself. Do 15 push-ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat an entire cake instead of just one piece. Burn your ex`s house down. I believe in you!
   
5. Irish Handcuffs: Holding a beer in each hand.
   
6. Still don`t understand why you can`t end a company-wide email with, `Later b*tches.`
   
7. I put my head between my legs and lean forward.....thats how I roll
   
8. Sorry, when I said I have the stamina of an NBA player in bed I meant I take 10 timeouts in the final 2 minutes.
   
9. Two wrongs may not make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane.
   
10. For all the parents with kids starting school I just want to say congratulations. You made it through another summer without killing your children!! I am proud of you all!!
    
11. My psychiatrist told me I need to love myself more. I was like, "damn doc I`m already up to 3 times a day"
    
12. Women say they want a guy who can make them laugh. I`d probably have done better if they`d specified that they didn`t mean by tickling.
    
13. Guys, freedom of speech doesn`t mean you can spell things any way you want to.
    
14. Adult movies now available in 3D?!? Some thing I just don`t want to see flying at my face.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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