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1. Being an adult is mainly drinking coffee and pretending to be productive.
   
2. Dear Santa: My sister is the "naughty" one ... trust me.
   
3. Texting while driving is incredibly stupid and dangerous ... You`re practically begging for typos.
   
4. Apparently not checking the mail is not a valid excuse for not paying your bills. The more you know.
   
5. My wife told me her favourite position is when i lay very very still for a few hours........late at night....until the alarm clock goes off in the morning.
   
6. I am one of those people who presses every button in the elevator when I`m getting out =]
   
7. Dating a single mother is like pressing continue on some one elses saved game
   
8. Pretty sure I look forward to my boss` vacation`s more than he does.
   
9. There`s 3 ways to get something done: 1. Do it yourself, 2. Hire someone or 3. Forbid your kids to do it.
   
10. Grown up pandas eat for 12 hours a day. In related news, it turns out I’m not fat. I’m a panda.
    
11. I hope this snowstorm doesn`t impact my schedule of aimlessly wasting my day online.....
    
12. I`m a compulsive liar. Every thing I say is a lie. And that`s the truth.
    
13. I really wish Wal-Mart had a 10 teeth or more line...
    
14. Wonders why we can`t just all get a Long....Island Iced Tea?!?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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