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1. Sorry I got drunk and angry and said all those things I meant but still shouldn`t have said.
   
2. India launched a rocket to Mars yesterday… That’s a heck of a place to put a call center.
   
3. I don`t have friends, I have acquaintances and parasites.
   
4. Apparently not checking the mail is not a valid excuse for not paying your bills. The more you know.
   
5. Sometimes I wanna copy someone´s status word for word and see if they notice.
   
6. "Nothing is impossible." I disagree. I`m doing nothing right now... it`s totally possible.
   
7. Dating someone based only on looks is so shallow. Consider other things, like, do they have a lot of money.
   
8. Don`t get me wrong, this Chinese take-out is amazing. But I`ll be damned if they expect me to believe a chicken fried this rice
   
9. My swear jar has more money in it than my bank account.
   
10. I wonder whether I can trust doctors with dead plants in the waiting room.
    
11. If you wake up with a funny taste in your mouth on christmas morning...............just remember that santa only cums once a year. :D
    
12. Today I recently discovered how to make my p@nis 12"...I just fold that b!tch in half.
    
13. Growing up we were so poor. If I wasn`t a boy I would have had nothing to play with.
    
14. I finished your laundry, the ashes are in the fireplace.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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