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Sunday December 22, 2024


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  1. My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet... Oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool.
  2. It hurts to be in love. Oh wait, I`m sitting on my keys.
  3. My spouse thinks I`m crazy. But I`m not the one who married me.
  4. If my sarcasm confuses you it`s because you`re stupid.
  5. My wife told me her favourite position is when i lay very very still for a few hours........late at night....until the alarm clock goes off in the morning.
  6. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She is nine-seven now, and we don`t know where they hell she is.
  7. I feel like dinner parties are secretly competitions about who watches the most news and documentaries
  8. If your boyfriend answers your text while playing GTA, he doesn`t love you. He just died on the game.
  9. Bring a hedgehog into the library and frantically ask the clerks where they keep the reverse spell casting books.
  10. I was called sexist today. So..i said i think ur mistaken...its pronounced sexy! LOL
  11. After spending the last week stealing cars and killing people I just found out GTA had missions.
  12. The realization that Netflix knows me better than my closest friends....
  13. Alcohol does not make you fat. It makes you lean. Mostly against walls, tables, chairs, bars, floors & occasionally, weirdos ..
  14. A fun way to "Break up" is to tell them to "Go long" and then never throw them the football.




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