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Tuesday January 31, 2023



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  1. Of all the things I have lost in life I mis my mind the most
  2. If anyone asks, I`m drinking all this wine to collect corks for a pinterest project.
  3. The closer you are to the toilet, the harder it is to hold it in.
  4. If there are ice cream trucks in the summer, why aren’t there Starbucks pumpkin spice latte trucks in the winter?
  5. Judge me if you will, just keep the verdict to yourself.
  6. Raise the bar..? Like go and drink upstairs..?
  7. Women have a lot more experience dealing with bloodstains than men. Men are convicted of murder a lot more than women. Coincidence?
  8. So if your invited to someone`s 4th marriage is it wrong to give them a gift certificate to a good divorce attorney?
  9. I went for a run tonight. Sure, it was a beer run, but I did break a sweat.
  10. Due to Global Warming Santa will be giving out Solar Panels to all the naughty kids this year!
  11. Ladies first. Because it might be dangerous.
  12. I’m writing this from the hospital. Don’t worry! The doctors say I’m going to be OK but I must warn you. The Dyson Ball Cleaner has a very misleading name!
  13. I’m not saying I’m psychic, but I’m positive I will have no interest in what you’re about to say.
  14. I don`t care how loud I`m laughing, I`m having fun and you`re not.