Sunday March 03, 2024

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  1. You just don`t see enough people being taken away in straight jackets anymore.
  2. The Hobbit 2: we`ve still got a long way to walk
  3. Superman and Batman probably had a lot of "capes in the toilet water" accidents when they went to take a dump.
  4. Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop and where to spend it
  5. It`s like my golf instructor thinks I`m mature enough to handle him talking about balls, and how to properly grip the club.
  6. I`m not saying I hate you, but I`d unplug your life support to charge my phone.
  7. "I wish people would start doing ice bucket challenges again" - said no one ever!
  8. Imagine taking your girlfriend to your friends house for the 1st time, and her phone automatically connects to his password protected wifi.
  9. My dog doesn`t always bark like there`s an intruder in the house, but when he does he waits until I`m home alone and in the shower.
  10. Went to a nudest camp once and all I could think was.. these are the people you see dressed in Wal-Mart that you don`t want to see naked.
  11. No one has ever been in an empty room.
  12. This is how my week goes: Mooooooooooooonday Tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday Weeeeeeeeeeednesday Thuuuuuuuuuuursday FridaySaturdaySunday.
  13. Want someone to stop texting you? Sleep with them.
  14. Half a dozen: because “six” is way to long.