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Thursday April 25, 2024


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  1. Ever since I heard that women have one breast bigger than the other, it`s given me another reason to stare.
  2. How do you know you`re old? ... Check your glove box for paper maps ...
  3. Before I lose my phone, end up naked, high, drunk and/or possibly arrested, I would like to wish you all a Happy Friday.
  4. What`s it called when it`s 9:20am and you can`t wait for dinner? Oh, it`s called fat. Nevermind.
  5. Jehovah`s witnesses tell the worst knock, knock jokes
  6. Ex Girlfriend: Omg! I had a dream about you last night!! Ex Boyfriend: Aww thats so sweet, what happend? Ex Girlfriend: U died :)
  7. I Don’t answer text messages right when I get them so I don’t seem desperate. Then, I forget about them and never respond.
  8. Walmart made plans to hire 100,000 U.S. Veterans. Which can only mean one thing: Walmart is going to invade Costco.
  9. You know you`re old when you come close to shaving your nipple off while trying to shave your legs!
  10. My relationship is mostly me apologizing for saying something super bada$$ and hilarious
  11. 1st woman on the Moon.. Houston we have a problem What? Never mind What`s the problem? Nothing Please tell us? You know what the problem is.
  12. Before bed, my Dad would always say, "OK son, time to hit the sack." Not sure how me punching him in the balls helped him sleep, but hey, that’s my Dad for ya.
  13. I don`t think we appreciate this era enough. For instance, none of us will see old photos of our moms whoring it up on Instagram.
  14. My "Savings Account" is just several pairs of unwashed jeans on the floor that may or may not still have change in the pockets.




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