Thursday August 18, 2022

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  1. If gas prices keep going up I`m cutting off the bottom of my car and I`m "Flintstoning" That mf!
  2. Life would be so much better if there were piñatas strategically placed throughout my day.
  3. Hurricane preparedness tip: 1. Buy several kegs of beer 2. Drink beer 3. Wait for flooding 4. Drop kegs in water 5. Float to safety....
  4. All I ask is to one day live in a house with secret passages.
  5. Life would be so much better if throughout the day we encountered randomly placed Piñatas
  6. When your girlfriend says do what ever you want. Do not do what ever you want!
  7. What do they give the person that has everything? antibiotics
  8. Is it wrong to use cheat codes for Wii Fit.
  9. Why do we only crave what`s bad for us? Alcohol, deep fried food, cake... You never hear anyone say "I`d kill for some salad."
  10. I put the b!tch in the kitchen.~ last thing I remember saying before I woke up in the hospital.
  11. I took part in the sun tan world championships this weekend. I got bronze.
  12. It takes patience to listen.., it takes skill to pretend you’re listening.
  13. Remember before Amazon reviews when you could just buy a toothbrush without 6 hours of research?
  14. My dad use to take me to the circus to see the clowns, freakshows and the bearded lady. Now... I can see them anytime shopping at Walmart.