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Saturday July 27, 2024


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  1. Turning your signal light on once you`ve already changed lanes is just about as useful as offering to help the old lady across the street AFTER she`s already been hit by a school bus full of screaming children. Just sayin`
  2. I`d rather run into the four horsemen of the apocalypse than a group of women out on a "girls` night."
  3. I changed the audio of my GPS to a man`s voice. Now it just says "It`s around here somewhere. Keep driving for a little while."
  4. I`m sorry I hurt your feelings. When I called you stupid, I really thought you already knew..
  5. If you catch me in the morning in a yoga position... more than likely I passed out drunk that way.
  6. Killing spiders is easy and fulfilling if you imagine them whispering "You look fat in those pants".
  7. I`m so ghetto.... I had lights and water bill in my name before the age of 3..
  8. Most days the best thing about my job is that my chair spins
  9. According to Debrah in HR, "Back up off my balls" is not the proper way to tell someone to wait for assistance.
  10. The most frustrating thing I`ve ever tried to do was throw away a trash can.
  11. Yesterday I accidentally swallowed a bottle of food coloring. The doctor says I`m OK, but I feel like I`ve dyed a little inside.
  12. My car is equipped with the best anti-theft device. I call it "No air conditioning".
  13. I just ran a .003048K
  14. I could actually watch golf on TV if Land Mines were involved.




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