Tuesday January 31, 2023

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  1. Just slung my bra off & threw it to the other side of the couch where there are already 2 other bras. If my math is right, it`s Wednesday.
  2. To whom it may concern: I need more money and power ... ASAP thanks!
  3. I was so disturbed by hearing about all the people using marijuana today that I almost dropped my deep-fried Snickers bar into my 48oz Coke.
  4. Divorce is expensive because its worth it.
  5. One of the major benefits of using a combined 2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner is having enough room leftover on the shower caddy for the beer.
  6. I imagine a world where whining on Facebook is illegal.
  7. Due to the weather, I was able to use the words "wet and slippery" at work all day without anyone thinking I`m a big perv.
  8. The leading cause of divorce ? ... marriage
  9. "There`s strength in numbers" I whisper to my 9th slice of pizza.
  10. You move into my house, delete all my porn, decorate every wall with rooster pictures, talk incessantly, leave hair everywhere and are too tired for sex?? Sounds great, let`s do it!!
  11. Why can’t we all just get a Long Island Iced Tea?
  12. I think I will stick to my old fashioned pepper shaker. This new pepper spray tastes terrible on my potatoes...
  13. You`re not unlucky. Bad things happen to you because you`re a dumba$$.
  14. I wonder who the first person was to see an egg come out of a chickens butt and think...`That looks tasty, I`m gonna eat that.`