Sunday December 10, 2023

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  1. Corduroy boxing gloves deliver the best punchlines.
  2. Imagine being the sort of person who knows what every button on a TV remote does.
  3. When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for 2?" I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see him too?"
  4. These techno songs last longer than my first marriage
  5. Now that the Summer is over, I can finally stop pretending to be on a diet
  6. Why can’t they make the whole week out of Saturdays?
  7. If a woman asks if she looks fat, it’s not enough to say “no.” You must also act very surprised by the question. Jump backwards if necessary
  8. What is this `wrong hole` you people speak of?
  9. "The secret is that it`s all in the wrist!" -My grandfather talking about golf or handjobs or something
  10. When I say lol, I don`t literally mean I laughed out loud. What I actually mean is that I made a loud outward breath through my nose, similar to a bull.
  11. You see a mouse trap, I see free cheese and a challenge. ;)
  12. It’s the most wonderful time of the year… to be slowly driven insane by Christmas music.
  13. I wish people`s voices actually sounded the way they do when their spouse or partner imitates them during an argument.
  14. 99% of people are stupid. Luckily, I’m part of the other 2%