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Wednesday May 29, 2024



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  1. And, yet another day I’ve gone without using calculus.
  2. My relationship with whiskey has been on the rocks lately.
  3. In sign language, arthritis is a speech impediment.
  4. If going to church has taught me anything, it is that Catholics hate unexpected pterodactyl impressions.
  5. My New Year`s resolution is to stop pointing my car alarm remote at my apartment front door expecting to unlock it
  6. The best part about Valentine`s Day is that tomorrow is Friday.
  7. If I could have dinner with anyone, alive or dead, there is no question. I would want them to be alive.
  8. At the start of every relationship many girls treat their boys as a GOD but later the alphabets are reversed
  9. Single women come home, see what`s in the fridge and go to bed...while married women come home see what`s in the bed and go to the fridge.
  10. Actually officer, I`d prefer to think that vodka smells like me.
  11. Don`t just be one of those people who stares at their phone or computer twelve hours a day. It`s important to also watch some TV.
  12. is here. Now what are your other two wishes?
  13. A spider just tried to crawl across my hand and now Googling how to extract a fork from bone without causing more damage.
  14. You know that little thing inside your head that keeps you from saying things you shouldn`t? ... Yeah, I don`t have one of those.