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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. Of course I talk to myself. I need to have an intelligent conversation every now and then.
  2. I just saw a giant spider in my room so I sprayed it with hairspray. It`s not dead, but its hair looks fabulous.
  3. Every time I use a public bathroom, I always wonder why so many people have Sharpies on them at all times.
  4. I eat cake every day because I know somewhere out there, it`s someone`s birthday and I need to show respect.
  5. I don`t know about you . But everytime I go on Twitter , I get this weird feeling , I am being followed.
  6. Stop complaining about being single on Valentine`s Day. We have bigger problems in this world. Like why McDonald`s doesn`t serve breakfast after 10.30
  7. Spread happiness by smiling at a stranger today, or flash them your boobs...... Strangers love boobs!
  8. Hillybilly Word Of The Day.."Twerk"..."Welp, I`m done with lunch so I`d better get back twerk!"
  9. Yes, autocorrect, that`s right. I hate that stupid ditch
  10. Okay kids don`t ever talk to strangers or take candy from strangers or go to stranger`s houses except on the day we worship the devil.
  11. I`d like to thank my exs for encouraging me to learn about cars. Like how to cut the break lines, hoses, or discreetly slash a tire.
  12. I just hope my stalker doesn`t tell my dentist how infrequently I floss.
  13. Just once I`d like to walk down the aisle, take my vows, say I do...Without being dragged out being told, "Ma`am, you`re not the bride..."
  14. I`ll be glad when it`s warm enough to pee outside




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