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Tuesday January 31, 2023



Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

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  1. Five years ago my boss asked me where I wanted to be in five years. I finally know the answer: Not Here
  2. They say that being successful and living well is the best revenge. That may be so, but rubbing your naked ass all over someone`s cell phone when they aren`t looking is pretty good too ?
  3. Do bees even have knees?
  4. If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
  5. Blessed are they who can just read it and move on.
  6. If Monday had a face, I´d punch it.
  7. I`m looking up in the sky and I have no idea which cloud has all my data
  8. You have to wait 30 days to buy a gun but Amazon Prime only takes 2 days to ship live bees, no questions asked.
  9. During a test..people look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information
  10. You know you`re all grown up when you actually pick up the ice cube instead of kick it under the fridge.
  11. I like when people call me "Sir". I just wish they wouldn`t follow it up with "you`re making a scene."
  12. I hate laundry, dishes, sweeping, mopping, dusting, fixing and fetching. The only logical conclusion is that I am descended from royalty.
  13. I`m sick and tired of people telling me to turn off lights to save the environment. I tried it once, and I nearly killed some guy on a bike.
  14. Friends are like boobs. Some are real, some are fake