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Sunday December 22, 2024


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  1. So exhausting to have my life changed for the better every time someone posts a screenshot of a famous quote.
  2. Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.
  3. Netflix is soo much better than going out and pretending to like people.
  4. Just because they sell yoga pants in XXL doesn`t mean it`s ok to wear them in public.
  5. Warranty – A notice telling the buyer when the product that was just purchased will no longer function.
  6. Just heard a guy at the dog park tell his dog "NO!" and then more quietly, "We talked about this!"
  7. woman belong in the kitchen? thats where the knives are you fool.
  8. I can see exactly 6 years into the future. I have 2020 vision.
  9. The first rule of the OCD Club is to have a second rule so there is an even number of rules.
  10. Just a word of advice for all you single guys having a hard time out there, Forget the clubs, forget the churches, forget the online dating sites, as the best places to meet single women are the freezer section and down the cat food isle.....
  11. One of my best talents is pretending to like people. Unfortunately, I only show it when no one`s around.
  12. My status would be a lot funnier if you could see my back-up dancers.
  13. Want someone to stop texting you? Sleep with them.
  14. My boss yelled at me today “It’s the fifth time you’ve been late to work this week! Do you know what that means?!” I said, “Probably that it’s Friday?"...




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