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1. Sometimes all you need is $100,000
   
2. All women are bad for me. At least that`s what my wife says.
   
3. Your eyes are so beautiful. If you look deep enough i can see my own reflection...
   
4. I`m too lazy to be a stalker. You`ll have to come here. Bring coffee.
   
5. The best part of time travel will be sleeping until noon and making it to work on time at 8am.
   
6. Comcast is doing home security now so if your house is being robbed they will get the police there on Tuesday between the hours of 8 & 12.
   
7. Appearing on several episodes of Cops doesn`t make you a TV star.
   
8. ( )( ) =( `-` )= <( . )> ("`)("`) bunny!!
   
9. Sorry, but breaking up with you on facebook was the best way of letting all your friends know I`m available.
   
10. Its too damn early. Even the voices in my head are still snoring.
    
11. Apparently 50% of people prefer pizza to sex. What is wrong with people? Have they never had pizza?
    
12. Every time I lose some weight, I find it again in the refrigerator.
    
13. I`m single by choice. Just not my choice.
    
14. I wondered how smokers could afford them, until I realized they don`t have to save for retirement..
    
    
    
    
    
    

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