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Saturday July 27, 2024


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  1. scream outloud and really fast "I won a math debate"
  2. When I want to trim down my friend`s Facebook list I give my opinion and let nature do the rest.
  3. The only reason I liked your post was because I was trying to clean a smudge off my screen.
  4. No matter what the product, a good way to throw off an aggressive salesman is to interrupt him and ask, “Yes, but does it work on cats?”
  5. You took the time to make your minivan look like a reindeer, but you can`t take one second to hit the turn signal an inch from your fingers?
  6. All other things being equal, tall people use more soap.
  7. He said the spark between us was gone..so I tasered him..... Ill ask him again when he wakes up
  8. My wife keeps leaving magazines lying around with the jewelry ads circled. I got the hint. For Valentine`s Day she’s getting a magazine rack
  9. Don`t play dumb with me. That`s a game you can`t win.
  10. everyone is BEAUTIFUL in there own way--your just to UGLY to see that
  11. The worst part of Aquaman`s day has to be, when he has to kill time on land for half an hour after eating a meal.
  12. I asked my wife what women really want, she said attentive lovers. Or maybe she said "a tent of lovers." I wasn`t really listening.
  13. You think having periods is hard? ... Try being on a 24 hour killstreak on Call of Duty with itchy balls.
  14. Immature: A word boring people use to describe fun people.




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