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- Sometimes all you need is $100,000
- All women are bad for me. At least that`s what my wife says.
- Your eyes are so beautiful. If you look deep enough i can see my own reflection...
- I`m too lazy to be a stalker. You`ll have to come here. Bring coffee.
- The best part of time travel will be sleeping until noon and making it to work on time at 8am.
- Comcast is doing home security now so if your house is being robbed they will get the police there on Tuesday between the hours of 8 & 12.
- Appearing on several episodes of Cops doesn`t make you a TV star.
- ( )( ) =( `-` )= <( . )> ("`)("`) bunny!!
- Sorry, but breaking up with you on facebook was the best way of letting all your friends know I`m available.
- Its too damn early. Even the voices in my head are still snoring.
- Apparently 50% of people prefer pizza to sex. What is wrong with people? Have they never had pizza?
- Every time I lose some weight, I find it again in the refrigerator.
- I`m single by choice. Just not my choice.
- I wondered how smokers could afford them, until I realized they don`t have to save for retirement..