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1. I`ll drink enough for both of us, because I`m just a caring person.
   
2. Making an effort in the last of 2014 to cut away distractions so I can spend more time with my iPhone.
   
3. I love hearing rumors about me...that`s how I find out what I`ve been doing.
   
4. You make me have filthy thoughts, and for that I thank you...
   
5. Just because leggings stretch dont mean yo 465 pound a$$ should be in them!
   
6. I have Beer.
   
7. I cannot be held responsible for what my face does when other people talk.
   
8. I`m not sayin you are stupid, I just said that you have bad luck when you`re thinking.
   
9. Facebook made billions by saying “Hey, remember that kid you haven’t seen since the third grade? He’s a parent who hates Obama now.”
   
10. Think about how much more stressful life’s most stressful moments would be if accompanied by the running-out-of-time music in Mario Bros.
    
11. I need to find new reward systems besides beer and chocolate.
    
12. This strip mall certainly is misleading And I probably should put my clothes back on now.
    
13. Why is it that people who drink energy drinks seem like the people with the least amount of sh!t going on?
    
14. Firemen must dread the moment when they`re done for the day and have to find the strength to climb back up the pole.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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