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Friday April 19, 2024


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  1. There are over 4 million workplace injuries reported every year. Play it safe…call in sick tomorrow.
  2. FYI fellas: if you wake up with some chick and you can`t remember her name, take her to Starbucks. They`ll write her name on the cup for ya!!!
  3. String cheese is the sexiest of the cheeses. It’s like you get to undress it.
  4. You never realize what you have till its gone... Toilet paper is a good example.
  5. I wanna steal a Krispy Kreme truck and go on a high speed chase just because it`d be funny to watch a bunch of cops chase a donut truck
  6. Every woman needs a shoulder to cry on, a shoulder to lean on and a shoulder to hold her bra strap on!!!
  7. Chocolate comes from Cocoa, which is a tree. That makes cocoa a plant….chocolate is a salad.
  8. I can`t be the only one who thinks "Game on, mother f*cker" when I see an air freshner in a bathroom.
  9. Thanksgiving advice: Sit at the kids table for as many years as possible.
  10. If there is anything I learned from 80`s movies it`s that I`m the best around, and nothing is ever gonna keep me down
  11. Cats spend two thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.
  12. A hypnotist is just someone that tries to roofie you with jazz hands.
  13. As you get older your Christmas list gets shorter, because the things you want can`t be bought.
  14. I’m trisexual, as in, I’ll try to have sex with you.




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