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Sunday April 21, 2024



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  1. wondering if today is a good day to implement my plan...
  2. Dieting is for the birds. Which is why you hardly ever see a fat bird.
  3. A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I am dragging a body should be entirely irrelevant.
  4. "Dancing with the Stars" is being canceled, but tune in to a new reality show by the same creators called, "Athletes do your Taxes."
  5. Something I never said as a kid: My book stopped working.
  6. Normal people scare me ... But not as much as I scare them. :)
  7. Is everything expensive or am I just poor?
  8. My ex warned me that I would never find a girl like her again....THANK GOD!
  9. Either my cat is speaking English or that was not a vitamin I took....
  10. I didn`t break the rules. They were broken when I got here.
  11. Haters can hate all they want... they don`t affect my money.
  12. I was asked what I would give the woman who has everything? Well...my phone number for a start
  13. Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he’ll probably be like, “Hey, remember when you used to just give me fish?”
  14. I went for a run tonight. Sure, it was a beer run but, I was still sweating by the end.