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- I feel bad for kids nowadays who can`t get the toys they want because their parents have to be 18 or older to call.
- I heard lots of bongo noises coming from my loft last night. It sounded very Drum Attic.
- You can`t lick any part of your reflection except your tongue.
- I`ve decided I`m not going to focus on my past anymore. So, if I owe you money, I`m sorry.
- I just started dating a homeless girl and it`s great! When I take her home, I can drop her off anywhere I want.
- Sorry for illegally downloading your music, guy who mostly makes songs about doing crime.
- I`ve started an elimination diet, It`s where I eliminate anyone from my life who talks about their diet.
- Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and they live for 150 years. Lesson learned.
- Social media is great if you like socializing without wearing pants.
- I hate people who take drugs......like the police.
- Happiness is realizing you can have as many drinks as you want ... cause you`re not driving.
- I now have more electronic screens in my life than friends.
- A murderer was about to be put to death in the electric chair. "Do you have any last requests?" asked the chaplain. "One," he replied. "Will you hold my hand?"
- Someone stole my identity and returned it 10 minutes later.