Thursday June 30, 2022

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  1. Thanks to whoever made electrical outlets look like tiny screaming faces trapped inside my walls I can`t make eye contact.
  2. You`re as useless as a referee in the WWE
  3. They should have cell phone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines.
  4. My idea of heaven consists of all of the things I`d go to hell for.
  5. Remember when we thought it would be fun to grow up and have jobs? LOL
  6. "Dont make me regret this!" is something I say to myself every time I accept a facebook friendship from a relative.
  7. "The truth shall set you free"....unless you are in court. Then you should probably shut the f*ck up.
  8. Farting isn`t ladylike? Well, neither is giving a blowjob, but I have never heard you complaining about that!
  9. If I ever win the lottery and someone asks me for money I`m going to give them a dollar and say "Here. Go play the Lottery. That`s what I did."
  10. This century is already 15% over.
  11. I just found out that his full name is actually, Vehicle Identification Number Diesel.
  12. It`s all shits and giggles till someone giggles and shits
  13. I`d be much more attracted to you if you were much more attractive.
  14. Girls here`s an idea, instead of spending all that money on makeup. Just buy your guy a bottle of Jack Daniels.