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Thursday April 18, 2024


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  1. A person who says they will never lie to you is probably lying already.
  2. That awkward moment when your screen freezes on a really embarrassing website
  3. Why don`t we ever hear anyone bragging about their Allstate safe driving bonus checks?
  4. Roses are red, violets are blue. If I had a brick, I`d throw it at you.
  5. My favorite thing about marriage is sharing a house with the person most likely to murder me.
  6. There`s no easy way to tell someone you lost their kid in a high stakes game of duck duck goose.
  7. Give a man a gun he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob everybody
  8. Whoever said, "All men are created equal", obviously has never received any d!ck pics
  9. In reference to why men can sleep with lots a women and it’s fine, but women can’t sleep with lots of men or else they’re whores. “If a key opens a lot of locks, it’s a master key. But if a lock is opened by a lot of different keys, it’s just a sh!tty lock.”
  10. Who needs Halloween decorations when I can just put up my selfies?
  11. I can understand your anger at me, but what could you possibly have against the horse I rode in on?
  12. Whenever a stranger asks our baby’s name, I always say he hasn’t told us yet.
  13. Apparently telling the airline stewardess that airplane food is "da bomb dat hijacked my tastebuds" is not considered a compliment......
  14. come on people driving is just like coloring, just stay inside the lines.




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