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Saturday December 21, 2024



Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

Daily Silly Status has scoured the internet for the most witty statuses, silly statuses and down right funny statuses. We are pleased to now share our findings with you our Daily Silly Status readers. Enjoy our growing collection of over 25,000 silly statuses and share them with your friends and family and help bring a smile, chuckle or laugh others. Remember to check in for daily updates.





  1. McDonald`s should have a 3rd window, where you can trade in all the wrong sh!t they gave you at the second window.
  2. Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of Alcohol
  3. Money can`t buy happiness, but I`d rather cry in a Ferrari.
  4. "Stay out of the heat & stay hydrated." Thank you news-anchor. It`s my first summer.
  5. It’s amazing how much more money I have when I’m drunk.
  6. No need to thank me for accepting your friend request. We`ll both regret it soon enough.
  7. I`m not drunk ... But I`m working on it.
  8. You`re not living life right if you don`t get just a little bit nervous every time you hear a police siren.
  9. After the doctor left the exam room from my prostate exam. The nurse came in with three words I didn`t want to hear. "Who was that?"
  10. I need to borrow someones kid for Halloween. I miss free candy.
  11. Pocketwatches were replaced by wristwatches, which became digitalwatches, which were replaced by mobile phones. Which we keep in our pockets
  12. Lord please give me the strength not to go all Dexter on this mother f%#*er ... Amen
  13. You know you are getting old when a bunch of annoying teenagers get murdered in a horror movie and you relate more with the killer.
  14. I’m actually a really nice guy once you get to blow me.