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1. Breaking News: Tuesdays suck just as much as Mondays.
   
2. It’s ok if you don’t agree with me. I can’t force you to be right.
   
3. Surly not EVERYBODY was Kung-Foo fighting?
   
4. I just want to buy an old Mercedes Benz,so people will think I have been rich for a long time.
   
5. I don’t trust joggers, it’s a little too convenient that they are always the ones to discover dead bodies.
   
6. My next pet is going to be named "Peeve."
   
7. FB friends, please let me know if you own one of those cool little Smart cars so I can unfriend you.
   
8. Thanks for accepting my friend request on Facebook, even though is was solely so I could gain full access to your profile and judge your life choices.
   
9. I`ve found the most effective way to get an attractive guy to fall for me is by simply using my charm... and then a stun gun.
   
10. It`s been rough today, right now I`m busy trying to lasso the tv remote with my phone charger cord.
    
11. Sorry, just got your text. Are we still on for last night?
    
12. Don`t get into a relationship with someone unless they love you as much as Kim Kardashian loves Kim Kardashian.
    
13. It`s funny how as you get older you relate more to the villains in Disney than the Princesses.
    
14. The problem with some people is that they’re alive.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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