Tuesday March 21, 2023

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  1. If Jehovah`s witnesses brought pizza and beer with them, I`d gladly let them in to spend an afternoon chatting about religion.
  2. I love my toilet. We`ve been through alot of sh!t together.
  3. I hate when I get to work and I`m at work.
  4. If you’re going to walk really slowly in front of me you should at least have the courtesy to have a slammin booty.
  5. When I was a kid and was going to "get it" that was bad. Now I`m an adult and I`m going to "get it" :)
  6. Today is the 1st anniversary of the end of the world. Can you believe it`s been a year since the world ended? Time sure flies when it`s the apocalypse.
  7. My boss said “Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.” Now I’m sitting in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman.
  8. Anything can be considered your job if you hate it enough.
  9. I don’t drink water, unless it’s been through a brewery first.
  10. I don’t have time for the nervous breakdown I deserve.
  11. The only difference between Black Friday and a zombie apocalypse is that zombies don`t care if you get the last iPad Mini.
  12. Unless life also gives you sugar and water, your lemonade`s gonna suck!
  13. I don’t want to rule the world… Just everything within a hundred square mile radius.
  14. It`s weird how many people at my office are named "Hey."