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1. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve opened the refrigerator and thought, What am I doing inside the refrigerator?
   
2. Modern video games are giving kids unrealistic standards of how many swords they can carry at one time.
   
3. I bet spongebob will get his license before Taylor Swift finds love.
   
4. I´m playing that game where the floor is made of lava, so I obviously can´t get off the couch or I´ll die.
   
5. Next time a stranger talks to me when I`m alone, I will look at them shocked and whisper quietly...."You can see me???"
   
6. I would leave my house a LOT more if I could take the couch with me and wear my pajamas.
   
7. People who wait 4 hours to reply to my text with "lol" should be shot.
   
8. You said you wanted my advice, but I see you haven’t f*cked off or died yet.
   
9. A coworker just wrote "Retard" on the windshield of my car. It`s taken me over an hour to lick it off!
   
10. Just bought an exercise bike today because my treadmill works fine for laying my pants on, but it won`t accommodate hanging shirts on hangers.
    
11. Sometimes I just go on Facebook to see who has been dumped and who is pregnant.
    
12. Who did you vote for?? Clinton ? Trump ? Vodka
    
13. Are you bored? Go to someone`s Facebook wall, Scroll down 4 months and like something.
    
14. It`s time to admit that as a species, we are just not ready for 4-way stops
    
    
    
    
    
    

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