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Monday December 05, 2022



Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

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  1. Teamwork is just another way of saying we will soon be sharing in the blame equally.
  2. Don`t judge if you don`t know me. Unless you`re my bartender & you say "This guy looks like he needs another double vodka martini" then please do..
  3. Hey, I found your nose. It was in my business.
  4. After visiting the gov`t healthcare site, I don`t know why I was so worried about their ability to spy on me...
  5. You know what’s more annoying than cops? People who buy old refurbished cop cars and keep the spotlight attached. We all hate you.
  6. How come know-it-alls don`t know how annoying they are?
  7. One out of every 4 Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they´re okay, then it´s you.
  8. How many people actually tell everyone that you said Hi.
  9. No horror movie can surpass the sensation of touching your pockets and not feeling your cell phone.
  10. So, which one of you is going to be the subject of your local news` annual turkey fryer accident story?
  11. Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
  12. My wife wrote an email to me saying she was concerned that we have communications issues. I immediately sent an IM asking her to clarify. She messaged me on Facebook saying not to worry but that sometimes we’re not as connected as she’d like. I tweeted her that I love her more than anything. She texted me that she loves me too and sent me a poem on Pinterest explaining how tired she was after a long day of work leading to her email. So I leaned over and kissed her good night.
  13. There are plenty of fish in the sea ...That`s cool and all....but I`m a human.
  14. I put the PRO in inappropriate!