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Friday March 29, 2024



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  1. Just got back from a vacation in Nevada...turns out that money can by you love.
  2. The best part about being at work on Friday is that it gives me 9 hours to figure out what I`m going to drink tonight.
  3. Since my girlfriend has gotten pregnant alot has changed... Like my name, address and telephone number.
  4. for some reason my plans to workout never work out
  5. I can`t believe the music that kids listen to now-a-days! What ever happened to wholesome music like "Push It" and "Me So Horny"?
  6. Shopping for bridesmaid dresses with 5 other women, today. If you never hear from me again, I committed suicide by nail file.
  7. Oh well, this time isn`t going to procrastinate itself.
  8. 6 inch - about right, 7 inch - cant complain, 8 inch - f*cking perfect, 9 inch - a bit much, 10 inch - its hurting my insides, 11 inch - I cant take it anymore, 12 inch - I`m absolutely f*cking destroyed ... Aren`t pizza`s just awesome.
  9. Diet Tip #63 : Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour.
  10. you know what`s funny? Obviously neither do I or I would have posted it.
  11. I’ve learned to use meditation to handle stress. Just kidding, I’m on my third glass of wine.
  12. I love how my calendar assumes when I add a 8:00 event, it`s AM. Google thinks I`ve got my life together.
  13. Life is all about tough decisions such as… Getting enough sleep or staying on the internet.
  14. 6 FUNNIEST CONTRADICTING WORDS 1.Clearly misunderstood 2.Exact estimate 3.Small crowd 4.Found missing 5.Fully empty 6.Happily married