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- Teamwork is just another way of saying we will soon be sharing in the blame equally.
- Don`t judge if you don`t know me. Unless you`re my bartender & you say "This guy looks like he needs another double vodka martini" then please do..
- Hey, I found your nose. It was in my business.
- After visiting the gov`t healthcare site, I don`t know why I was so worried about their ability to spy on me...
- You know what’s more annoying than cops? People who buy old refurbished cop cars and keep the spotlight attached. We all hate you.
- How come know-it-alls don`t know how annoying they are?
- One out of every 4 Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they´re okay, then it´s you.
- How many people actually tell everyone that you said Hi.
- No horror movie can surpass the sensation of touching your pockets and not feeling your cell phone.
- So, which one of you is going to be the subject of your local news` annual turkey fryer accident story?
- Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
- My wife wrote an email to me saying she was concerned that we have communications issues. I immediately sent an IM asking her to clarify. She messaged me on Facebook saying not to worry but that sometimes we’re not as connected as she’d like. I tweeted her that I love her more than anything. She texted me that she loves me too and sent me a poem on Pinterest explaining how tired she was after a long day of work leading to her email. So I leaned over and kissed her good night.
- There are plenty of fish in the sea ...That`s cool and all....but I`m a human.
- I put the PRO in inappropriate!