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1. The problem with the rest of the world is that they are always 5 drinks behind.
   
2. Working from home means I save money on train tickets and pants, but spend more on vodka and pizza.
   
3. I know you think you´re interesting because you have an accent. But a drunken slur is not an accent.
   
4. I poured some shampoo over my speakers today and they blew up... So much for EXTRA VOLUME.
   
5. Happiness, is just a liquor store away.
   
6. Life is never more confusing than when three people get together to order one pizza.
   
7. Dating someone based only on looks is so shallow. Consider other things, like, do they have a lot of money.
   
8. Tonight`s weather forecast: dark. Continued dark overnight with widely scattered of light by morning.
   
9. Don`t get excited girls. That bulge in my pants is just emergency Oreos.
   
10. Even when I change my mind, it still doesn`t work any better.
    
11. I`m going to switch my car insurance from Geico to Allstate, then to Statefarm, then back to Geico. If my calculations are correct, they should owe me $837
    
12. I`m perfect you adjust.
    
13. Long story short, I love summaries
    
14. In your face with a can of mace, make you cry all over the place!!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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