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Saturday July 27, 2024


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  1. Whats the difference between a phone number & an opinion? People ask for your phone number.
  2. My 83 year old neighbor got pulled over for speeding. She told the cop she had to hurry before she forgot where she was going.
  3. About to try ordering subway without saying um... Wish me luck!
  4. I realized that at my income level "Wealth Management" really just means re-organizing the money in my wallet by denomination.
  5. Got bored today so I dressed up in tan pants and a blue shirt then went into Best Buy and quit.
  6. If I`m in your house and you have bookshelves... Be prepared to see me turning statues and bending down books while looking for your lair.
  7. I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain realizes what I`m doing.
  8. I`m just a guy standing in front of a huge pile of laundry wondering how flammable it is.
  9. To the person who stole my antidepressants..I hope you`re happy now!!!
  10. I`ve had enough of my neighbours blasting their music from their backyard. I`m not annoyed cause it`s so loud, i`m annoyed cause they`re Korean & they`ve still yet to play Gangnam Style!
  11. I would unblock you but then I`d be admitting I`d made a mistake and that`s just not my thing.
  12. What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
  13. I get paid to be nice at work. Not sure why my family and friends expect that for free.
  14. There was no bonus fry at the bottom of the bag. But the story has a happy ending. I found it later in my sports bra.




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