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1. Let me get this straight…a woman could pour hot wax on her legs, ripping all the hair out…and still be afraid of a spider?
   
2. Saw a guy with flames tattooed all over his face. I hope someday he finds a girl who has marshmallows tattooed all over hers.
   
3. Yesterday I had to screw in a light bulb . Later, I crossed a road and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.
   
4. I am dealing with it like an adult! Tonight I`m getting drunk!!!
   
5. I will never understand why my fridge has a drawing of a carrot on the beer drawer.
   
6. My friend told me he wants to be a secret agent. Based on that alone, I don`t think he`d be a good secret agent.
   
7. I really need a day inbetween Saturday an Sunday
   
8. Don’t bother flirting with the girl from accounting, she knows how much money you really make.
   
9. I`ve been on a diet for 2 weeks and all I`ve lost is 14 days.
   
10. If you ever feel like a failure, just know that somewhere in the world, someone just lost their straw inside a Capri Sun.
    
11. Happiness is realizing you can have as many drinks as you want ... cause you`re not driving.
    
12. Whoever decided to color underpants white was an idiot.
    
13. Some people are grateful for the impact you made in their life…. It’s not me, I think you’re a pr!ck.
    
14. That awkward moment when your trapped in the corner of your shower because the hot water ran out.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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