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1. That awkward moment when there`s not a single awkward moment
   
2. I always get naked before I get in bed so I don`t know why this lady at Sears is giving me a dirty look in the mattress section.
   
3. Why is it that everyone you hate has such a better job than you?
   
4. We should really thank our Dads for bringing us into this world since our Moms were probably tired and not in the mood.
   
5. It`s like my golf instructor thinks I`m mature enough to handle him talking about balls, and how to properly grip the club.
   
6. Men are like lottery tickets. Very exciting at first, until you scratch away the surface to reveal the loser beneath.
   
7. The bed is always the comfiest right at the time you are supposed to be getting out of it
   
8. whoever said that there are no stupid questions was stupid
   
9. You may think it`s bad grammar but I assure you it`s just laziness.
   
10. life is short play naked
    
11. Don`t kiss behind the garden . Love is blind but the neighbors are not :P
    
12. I like to reward myself for getting up on time by laying in bed for another 20 minutes.
    
13. I have the means to do anything that I want on my day off from work which means that I dont want to do anything on my day off from work.
    
14. Nothing says you mean business more than putting on a bib before you eat a girl out
    
    
    
    
    
    

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