Thursday June 30, 2022

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  1. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.
  2. When I woke up today, I had no plans to be awesome, it just happened.
  3. I think my girlfriend’s hallucinating. She keeps telling me she’s seeing other people.
  4. I fell off the wagon because I was too drunk to keep my balance
  5. The day I can get a correct order at a fast food establishment is the day I will support an increase in minimum wage.
  6. Big shoutout to my neighbors, who left their back door open accidentally, when I needed a few things and didn`t want to go to the store...
  7. Don`t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
  8. Hey chicks that only post inspirational shit: we know you`re nuts.
  9. The sound of children laughing makes me happy. Unless I`m home alone and my power goes out.
  10. People are so predictable..I bet you`re even reading this status right now.
  11. If you get excited that jumping on the bed won`t spill the wineglass on the other side, you`re probably an alcoholic.
  12. A lot of people don`t know this, but you can quietly like or dislike Obama.
  13. My box of Animal Crackers said, "WARNING: Do Not Eat if Seal is Broken." I open the box, and sure enough...
  14. My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It`s called lunch.