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1. I`m trying to be healthy and grow my own food but I can`t find any Twinkie seeds. :/
   
2. You never know a person until you walk in their shoes... or until you check their browser history.
   
3. This day is only a margarita away from being a good one.
   
4. Dear person reading this, I could be naked right now and you would never know.
   
5. Guests are coming over for Thanksgiving... Almost time to booby trap the medicine cabinet with marbles.
   
6. It doesn’t matter what it is. It is automatically cool if it glows in the dark.
   
7. If kidnapping is a federal offense, then why is marriage legal?
   
8. Roasting marshmallows is great because it combines dessert and playing with fire.
   
9. Funny word combinations :Clearly misunderstood, Exact estimate, Small crowd, Act naturally, Found missing, Fully empty and above all ... Happily Married
   
10. I`m just saying a sarcasm font could go a loooong way!
    
11. hates when I´m singing along with the radio and the artist messes up the words!
    
12. It`s a good thing not everyone has a smartphone. Someone has to honk when the light turns green.
    
13. Are you really sorry or are you just Charlie Sheen sorry?
    
14. Never argue with someone who knows fancier words than you. Like `responsibility`
    
    
    
    
    
    

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