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Friday April 19, 2024


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  1. How can so many movies be “based on real events” when no one farts?
  2. I like to drink while I clean and that`s how I found out what Febreze tastes like.
  3. Dear Graduates: Congratulations on making it through the easiest part of your life!
  4. Must be my day for Mis-Advertizing --- I just ate a Bowl of Cheerios ----- and they DIDN`T make me Happy!!!! FML!!! :-P
  5. 1 in 5 bosses will let you leave work early if you claim to have `lady problems` then start crying. It works even better for guys.
  6. Of all the lies I tell, "I was just kidding!" is my favorite.
  7. My walk of shame is when I have to take all the the empty Taco Bell bags out of my car and bring them to the garbage can.
  8. I hope all your dreams come true, especially that one where you`re being chased by a giant spider.
  9. Just stepped on the scale. Now I have to replace a broken window and add $467 to the curse word jar.
  10. If you ever hit rock bottom, bring some beer. I`m almost out.
  11. Last night a movie theatre was robbed of $1000. The thieves took one large bag of popcorn, a combo meal, and a box of milk duds.
  12. I wish bedtime was all the time.
  13. The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
  14. People who get offended on the internet are the same people who take mini golf seriously.




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