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1. Workout Journal Day #5: Jogging with a stroller is great exercise! And hard work for whoever is pushing me.
   
2. Still waiting for a "Where are they now?" episode about the Flintstones
   
3. Lake Superior really needs to lose the attitude.
   
4. What did the Japanese man say to the other Japanese man? Something in Japanese,
   
5. Going to one of those places where you chop down your own Christmas tree, and then try to get away before they catch you.
   
6. I was playing catch phrase with my family and the phrase I got was `pearl necklace` .. And then I ruined family time...
   
7. I wonder what Facebook employees do at work to waste time.
   
8. Wisdom for the day is , hot cheetos are not breakfast.
   
9. Anyone else think there should be a sarcasm font?
   
10. Sometimes I add things to my to-do list that I’ve already done just so I can immediately cross them off.
    
11. I`m no cactus expert, but I know a pr!ck when I see one
    
12. According to the police, public masturbation is not considered a "street performance". Even if you have a hat on the ground on front of you.
    
13. Posting inspirational quotes online is the first sign to depression.
    
14. I hate when I`m about to hug someone really sexy, and my face hits the mirror.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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