Tuesday March 21, 2023

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  1. Black ice is just like regular ice except it dies first in movies.
  2. At a four way stop, it`s obvious that the vehicle bearing the most duct tape goes first.
  3. why are the foods you want eat late at night in loud crackling wrappers?
  4. A fun way to give your man a little scare is to ask him, "Do you know what tomorrow is?" and watch the panic set in.
  5. That weird feeling when you wake up from a nap & you don`t whether it`s am or pm or what day, month, or year it is.
  6. I stay a bit overweight because it wouldn`t be fair to all the skinny people if I were this attractive, intelligent, funny and thin. It`s a public service really.
  7. I don`t like people who can`t make fun of themselves. It means more work for me.
  8. If I`ve learned anything from these ghost hunter shows, it’s that everyone speaks English after they die.
  9. Use Angie`s List if you want a plumber to come over. Use Craigslist if you want that plumber to come over with no pants.
  10. The best part about being an adult is, nobody can tell you, you can`t have ice cream for breakfast.
  11. I was asked what I would give the woman who has everything... Well, my phone number for a start.
  12. I really don`t know what the big deal is about Black Friday. I black out every Friday....
  13. Fun fact: Deciding where to eat is the leading cause of divorce
  14. I believe in living every day like it`s my last day, and on my last day, I plan to take it easy.