Sunday March 03, 2024

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  1. Organized people are just too lazy to look for things!
  2. If only life was as easy as getting fat.
  3. Alcohol doesn´t solve any problems ... but then again, neither does milk.
  4. I love you all so much right now because, well, alcohol.
  5. I wouldn`t want lesbian parents. Not because I`m homophobic. I just don`t want to get stuck in an endless loop of "Go ask your mother."
  6. We should have a way of telling people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings like: “Well I’m bored, let’s go brush our teeth.”
  7. Waiting for the day when a girl finally says that I’m “the one,” but isn’t talking to a police officer.
  8. I’m old enough to know what’s bad for me and young enough to do it.
  9. The most powerful I ever feel is waving pedestrians to walk in front of my car. “Go forth, and trust that I will not kill you.”
  10. If my calculations are correct, I can retire about 5 years after I die.
  11. Today is opposite day. Wait...if today is opposite day and I say that it is opposite day that means today isn`t opposite day. If it isn`t opposite day then how cAn I say today is opposite dAy? I`m so confused -.-
  12. My thoughts should be ashamed of themselves.
  13. Pretty sure airport food was priced by children just learning about numbers. "Ok Brian, how much should this apple cost?" SIXTY TWO DOLLARS!!
  14. Roasted beef is like regular beef except the cows family tells embarrassing stories about it, which are tough and tasteless.