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Saturday June 15, 2024



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  1. I’ve probably wasted a solid year of my life just staring into the fridge.
  2. My internet addiction is getting alt of ctl.
  3. Never judge a book by it`s movie.
  4. Doing some caroling! All by myself. In people`s backyards. In the bushes. Very little singing. Mostly watching. -Bfanch
  5. My life is just one long improvisation.
  6. If you think your having a bad day ... You could be digging your own grave at gun point and find buried treasure.
  7. The other day my son asked me who picks up the seeing eye dog`s poop.
  8. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
  9. Life`s too short for Salad..............
  10. Home: Where I can look ugly and enjoy it.
  11. Being able to read minds would be incredible...but constantly hearing about how sexy and great I am would probably get old.
  12. If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
  13. U.S.A.... where people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke
  14. Now that 1 in every 3 people cheats in their relationships,I`m left wondering. . .Is it my wife or my girlfriend that`s cheating?