Sunday December 10, 2023

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  1. not to brag but I finished this 14 day diet in 3 hours and 38 minutes.
  2. Today would be a great day to leave a note on a random car that says "I know what you did".
  3. If you give me a phone number or directions while I`m on the phone with you, just know that I`m using my very best finger pen and air paper.
  4. I walked into a bar in my pirate suit and a ships wheel in my pants.... The bartender asked... "Why do you have a wheel in your pants"? I replied "Argh.. it`s driving me nuts".
  5. I get you, anti-evolution people. I`m too lazy to learn science too.
  6. Shopping for bridesmaid dresses with 5 other women, today. If you never hear from me again, I committed suicide by nail file.
  7. The good thing about "poking" on Facebook, no babies are created.
  8. There may be no excuse for laziness, but I`m still looking.
  9. If I would have known there would be a Facebook, I would have written “eff off forever” instead of “keep in touch” in your yearbook.
  10. You had me at "do we need to stop at the liquor store on the way to your place"
  11. 10 Easy Steps to Learn Binary: 1) There are 1`s and 0`s 10) There are no 2`s
  12. To avoid being eaten by Zombies go to "settings", "public", and uncheck the box that says "Facebook users taste like chicken"
  13. Don’t be scared of making changes. Be scared of living the same shitty life because you didn’t change. And spiders. Be scared of them too.
  14. I test drove a car last month. Apparently, you`re not supposed to keep the car for a month. At least that what this cop is telling me.