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Tuesday March 21, 2023


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  1. You feel naked without your phone, I feel naked without my clothes.
  2. Seems like everyone is either trying to pretend they have the life they want, or escape the life they have.
  3. Computer froze? Just press all the keys.
  4. I hate it when you follow your dreams and wind up in a dumpster in the back ally of an IHOP.
  5. thinks the voices in my head are out of beer.
  6. I just ended a 5 year relationship. Luckily it wasn`t mine.
  7. Don`t do drugs. Become a Pop star and they give `em to you FOR FREE!
  8. Guys, how many times have you said "it looks great honey" when you really are just laughing inside?
  9. I`d have better people skills if I worked with better people.
  10. What if , one day you randomly wake up and realize that you`re whole life was just a dream.
  11. I`m pretty sure if you watched a movie of my life backwards it probably would be about a guy who refills beer cans and puts them in the fridge.
  12. I don`t make a very good first impression, but if you hang around, my forty-third one is pretty cool.
  13. If you watched the story of my life backwards, you`d see an incredibly inspirational story about hair growth, weight loss, and vastly improved athletic ability.
  14. I love in horror movies how the person yells out "hello?!" as if the killer is gonna say "yeah I´m in the kitchen, want a sandwich?"




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