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Saturday July 27, 2024


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  1. AA meetings would be better if AA stood for Alcohol Afterwards
  2. At long last, I`ve finished my research into the effect alcohol has on physical movement.....The results were, quite frankly, staggering.
  3. A gun is like a coupon that works anywhere.
  4. Why is it called when animals attack? It should be called when retarded people go near dangerous animals.
  5. The Internet: An electronic version of, "Now, why did I walk into this room?"
  6. Fact: Vegetarians live up to nine years longer than meat-eaters. Nine horrible, tedious, meaningless, worthless, baconless, cheeseburgerless, meatless years.
  7. Seagull Manager; Someone who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everyone and then leaves.
  8. I have a kid in Africa I inoculate, feed, clothe and send to school for only $1 day. It cost a lot to send him over there though.
  9. Oh, I offended you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I kept to myself.
  10. Inventor of camping: "Hey, let`s go pretend to be homeless."
  11. Sometimes I feel moderately intelligent. Other times I have to sing the “ABCs” in my head to remember which letter comes next.
  12. I´m not cheap, but I am on special this weekend. ;)
  13. I`m sick and tired of people telling me to turn off lights to save the environment. I tried it once, and I nearly killed some guy on a bike.
  14. If you want to take a bank teller out on a date, just ask her. Don`t slip her a note at the window. Trust me on this.




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