Wednesday May 29, 2024

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  1. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.
  2. Sleeping alone is a complete waste of my sexual talent.....
  3. i just accidentally used AOL online, im betting the workers there are celebrating and think they have a chance in the future. lol
  4. Dropped my cheeseburger in the dirt before I ate it. That`s about as organic you`re gonna get out of me.
  5. Guess what`s brown and sticky... a stick.
  6. Don’t look unless you’re prepared to see.
  7. Three guys walk into a bar. Two ended up with a concussion, the other needed 4 stitches.
  8. shoutout to people who have money but still order off the dollar menu
  9. There may be two sides to every story, but you’re still a douche in both of them.
  10. I was fighting with this guy over who`s lazier. I let him win.
  11. I can’t believe that all these “single ladies in my area” want to meet me, must be due to all the “free Ipads” I’ve been winning.
  12. I swear on this f*cking chicken I will never swear again. Oops.
  13. Statement: "Do you really love me?" True Meaning: "Ive done something stupid and youre going to find out sooner or later."
  14. FOR SALE: P90X® home fitness kit, still in box, $50 or will trade for king size Snickers