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1. Truthfully officer, I wouldn`t have pulled over, if I known all you were gonna do is complain about my driving.
   
2. Trail mix is just a reminder of how much better it would`ve been if I just ate a bag of M&M`s!
   
3. Still waiting for the day I can illegally download groceries
   
4. If I`ve learned anything from 50 Shades of Grey, its that women still haven`t figured out you can watch porn at home... for free.
   
5. I was sad, because I had no shoes. Until I met a man that had no feet. So, I took his shoes, cuz hey, he wan`t using them anyway!
   
6. I`ll be a morning person when it`s Christmas.
   
7. "Wow, that Hungry Man TV dinner sure lives up to its name!" said no hungry man ever.
   
8. I always tell the person at the drive-thru that they are so much prettier than I pictured them when I was ordering.
   
9. Juicing changed my life. I went from being overweight, to being overweight and owning a juicer.
   
10. I hate mosquitoes, I mean I know I’m delicious but damn.
    
11. I don`t think I can call myself an adult until I can accept the fact that "dry clean only" is not a dare.
    
12. My boss acts like during March Madness is the only time we`re less productive. Its cute
    
13. Tequila is Spanish for I’m open to waking up anywhere.
    
14. My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It`s called lunch.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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