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Friday April 26, 2024


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  1. Finally figured out what women want...SECURITY!!!......(At least that`s what they all yell when I try to talk to them...)
  2. Do you want to know Victoria`s Secret? Their lingerie doesn`t look the same on your girlfriend as it does on their models..
  3. Computer froze? Just press all the keys.
  4. Something I will never understand: Why it’s acceptable for people to be idiots but not acceptable for me to point it out.
  5. Know the rules well so you can break them effectively.
  6. I bet the guy who invented fake dog poo was upset the name "shampoo" was taken
  7. I dont know about you guys, but I am amazed Pringles is able to constantly grow the same shaped potato. Science.
  8. yelling at the referee that he made a mistake has never worked, No Referee has never turned around and said, "Why yes your are right silly me I did make a mistake, penalty denied, goal kick"
  9. I hate it when people hate me without even giving me a chance to give them a good reason to.
  10. If a woman tells you that you’re right, that’s called sarcasm.
  11. Of course you should follow me. I’m funny. Ask anyone. Well, except my mother-in-law. Don`t ask her.
  12. The best thing about marriage is how wives always like to joke about making sure the life insurance premiums are paid up...
  13. What if oxygen makes our voice really deep, and Helium just brings it back to normal?
  14. My last relationship was almost as complicated as the knot my pocket created with my headphones.




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