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1. It only takes a few seconds to show someone how you feel about them......the police call it indecent exposure but whatever.
   
2. "I`m single and ready to mingle"..oh god, is this why I`m still single, cuz I say sh!t like that?
   
3. Sometimes getting unfriended on Facebook is magical....really....it`s like the trash took itself out.
   
4. Rubix cubes are EASY....when you`re color blind.
   
5. I`m "keeps a pair of underwear in the glove box because I don`t trust my farts anymore" years old.
   
6. So those numbers on sports jerseys are how many people each player has killed or what.
   
7. Dear Maytag: Why don`t your dryers have a Fold cycle? It`s 2018 for chrissake!
   
8. My moral in life is simple. You treat me good and I`ll treat you better.
   
9. Go buy a burrito, leave it in your fridge, get drunk, come home and be your own best secret admirer.
   
10. Just washed my car with the squeegee at the gas station.
    
11. Is it wrong to ask someone with an eye patch "Was it all fun and games up to that point?"
    
12. Most of the lies I tell aren`t even true.
    
13. Do you guys remember 10 years ago, when all the people with gluten allergies were dying in the streets like diseased cattle?
    
14. The Super Bowl is over, everyone. Time to briefly learn the names of some Winter Olympians.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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